The Fish

It does. Don't worry about that. Mrs Fish wants an island, and black steel bifold doors going the width of the house, plus a range cooker and a big american style fridge freezer. Think she might have to lower her ambitions. She's already done it once.

There's currently a brick wall right up to the boundary that we're looking to extend to, which goes pretty much as far as we want to go as well.

Think you'll kick on under Ancelotti? Will he have the money to spend or have you spunked your load under Koeman, Allardyce and Silva?

Cheers. An architect friend, you say. I need to get me one of those. Got a builder and an electrical engineer, but no plumber and no architect.

Extending into the side return of a Victorian terrace from the kitchen and dining room, and maybe pushing back a meter or so. Aim is to make one large kitchen/dining space that opens into the garden. Have to knock through 2 external walls, stick big doors on the back and make sure there's plenty of light coming in through the extension roof. To be honest, I agree that it's probably best to wait. We're not planning on moving any time soon and while the kitchen is something we want to do, it's not in a shit state or anything.

Been looking at doing some work on the house and had a couple of questions if anybody's not a total cunt about it, I'd be delighted. a) Our mortgage is fixed for another 4 years or so, and this isn't vital work, is it worth holding off until then? 2) we'd need to take some money out of the house, but a few online valuation shows that the value's gone up enough to cover the work, is it necessary to fuck around with the mortgage or is there another (cost-effective) route? iii) is it necessary to use an architect (there is structural work required). Right, free free Calippo lolly to the first non-arsehole.

The funny thing for me is that, it's as likely that he's doing this to get attention for his drinks brand and even though he's clutching one in every shot I couldn't tell you what the fuck it's called.

Window salesmen are cunts, to a man.

Stick your history up ya shitpipe

Any news?

I'm not from Blyth. I'm from Seaton Sluice.

This country is famously accepting of people arriving by boat...

You will sunshine. You'll learn. Re: how he gets people to follow him. He doesn't. Not really, not in this film.

"Man United fan Terry from County Down on after the news and he thinks Klopp is a fraud, Van dijk isn't as good as Phil Jones and all Scousers are cunts, call in to give us your thoughts on 08717 2..."

But people from Leeds haven't changed, right?

It is. Still a rugby town filled with knobheads who think Yorkshire is God's Own Country (tm) and students. Fucking zany students.

true enough, but lets not throw the baby out with the failed Saudi bid now.

I was fully on board until this bullshit.

Yep. Ahsley remains a willing seller, Newcastle remain a prized asset and the PL remains an attractive league. Someone will want a shot at owning a PL club that won't cost them £1bn quid before they even begin buying players or owt. No idea about Mauriss, but a few journalists are saying there are interested parties out there. BZG might return, Kenyon, Orlegi, Mauriss, Bezos ( )? Ashley won't still be here in 10yrs time, I don't think we're nailed on for the drop next season as there'll be a few clubs looking to avoid those 3 spots. (Brighton, Palace, West Brom, Brentford/Fulham, possibly West Ham?) If we do go down we can rely on Ashley to spend a bit to get us back into the top flight and we've saleable assets that would fund a good chunk of that.

check your inbox sweetcheeks

Proper ray of sunshine you.

One thing that I don't understand is the PL reportedly wanting the state named as a director. This isn't the case for Sheikh Mansour's Man City, or Sheffield's owner etc. I'f the PL are saying that PIF and KSA are the same entity, then why do they need KSA named as a director? Surely if they insist they're one and the same, then anything they can fail KSA on they can fail PIF on?

Amazon online store launched in KSA last month. Could they buy the PL rights to broadcast in KSA until the MENA region deal goes to tender next year? BEIN aren't gifting the deal to KSA and are compensated, PL get to build relationship with Amazon and have their product in KSA, Amazon get to build their profile in a new market and develop their live sport streaming profile, Steve Bruce is fired and I can stop coming with new ways to show how he's a useless skidmark, and you lot don't have to read them? Win, win, win,win, WIN.

So who do we reckon are the 4 'big name' Premier League players? Jobi McAnuff

If the deal has passed O&D, there's not a hope in hell the buying side would be quiet about it. I can't think of a reason why Ashley would hold it up, he wants the money.