The Fish

There can be only one.

We'll be fine man. That was Fulham's first win since Leicester in November. They're not suddenly a good side, the Everton team they beat were without Rodriguez, Calvert-Lewin and a few others. Some of their first 11 had played in the FA Cup on Wednesday. After the next 3 games, it's hard to see where Fulham will pick up there next win. Likely be us on the last day of the season. And they're more likely to lose all 3 following games as they are to win them.

Aye, the 'lore'. Do I pop into the guitar thread and take the piss out of your ridiculous terms? No, No I dont.

That's all right, I'm deep into the lore and I've little to no idea either.

Because Marvel Studios consistently put out good content? Yeah, your confidence is well founded. Now, go murder a seagull, you very old man.

WandaVision is still good, by the way.

They're 8pts off 17th on 15pts, they've won 2 times this season, their points per games is 0.68. If Burnley and Newcastle keep roughly the same PpG(1.08), they'll end up on 39 and 41points respectively. For Fulham to get to 39 points, they need 24pts from 16 games, which is 1.5PpG. More than double what they've managed so far. It's a win every 2 games. If Newcastle and Burnley lose the next 10 games in a row, to catch us Fulham would still need to significantly improve their return to about a point a game just to catch us.

Nah. Not because we're any good, but because the three at the bottom are too far back and too shit to get themselves out of it.

I did not enjoy Page 648. #BeKind

Reckon toonpack watches porn and complains that you didn't get to see the fluffers?

I guess they want the media to say 'there, there'? It burns them that nobody cares about them aside from their local rivals. Even then, more and more they matter less and less. As with Portsmouth and Leeds they thought where they fell from is where they should be and the degree of attention shouldn't change. They are a well supported League 1 side, who were in the top flight more recently than any of their opponents, but that's it. They're not down there on a holiday any more, they've moved in. I wonder how well attended they'd be were it not for COVID?

What's the story though? They're a midtable League 1. They were maybe news worthy when they suffered double relegation, but there weren't many stories about Portsmouth or Leeds in their seasons in the darkness, right?

Without Smellovision, what more are you expecting on the food?

Have they been taken over yet, or what?

Sunderland Fan tv bitching about each other.

We've an 'Employee Engagement Survey' which uses the same bullshit. In a meeting about it the HR bod was explaining the scoring and I asked what's the point in a 1-10 scale, if there are only 3 options; bad, fine, good? He said that you could score whatever you liked. But only 9 and 10 are good though right? yes. 5-8 are "needs improvement"? yes. 1-4 is bad? yes. So there's no difference between scoring 2 or 4, for example? No. Right, so there are only 3 options then. "No, there are 10 scores."...

Garbage Red Hot Chilli Peppers Beatles Radiohead Shed Seven Pearl Jam Avalanches Salt n Pepper Cream Monkees One Direction

Willock's signing has to be the end of the Longstaff's chances for this season. Can't imagine Arsenal would loan him out without insisting he plays and Bruce isn't going to drop Shelvey, Hendrick or Hayden ahead of either of the brothers, is he? The fucking mess.

Wow.

Oooh a clickable link! Let me jusssswaaaaitaminute.

A pathological sense of self entitlement? An almost sociopathic disregard for other people?

My spidey sense tingled.

What are 'NewsMax'?

Shit result but even in the second half we were better than we've been for the majority of the season. Some of the common faults of Bruceball returned; Shelvey dropped deeper and deeper as the game wore on, the instructions and confidence from the Everton game disappeared and players made more silly mistakes/bad decisions. Lost count of the number of times we passed sideways or back from promising positions, only to hoof it long and lose it. Palace had no interest in keeping the ball so a bit of patience in their half could have reaped rewards. Hendrick was anonymous in the second half and the movement of the attackers was wasted because we didn't have anybody to find them with a relatively simple ball. If Southampton could have picked any PL club to face after their 9-0 humiliation, it'd be this Newcastle side.