The Fish

Champagne up the arse and an overinflated sense of self worth?

Takes me back.

"At present fishing contributes around £1.4 billion to the economy" "The value of the entertainment and media market in the United Kingdom (UK) has been increasing since 2013, reaching over 62.8 billion British pounds in 2017. By 2023, the UK's entertainment and media market worth is projected to reach 80.5 billion British pounds"

Pop across the river to the Bricklayers? They have an excellent doorframe you can smash your head off and look a right tit. 8/10 would recommend

Arbitration succeeds and he gets the sale This succeeds and he gets compo Neither succeeds he can claim he's done everything possible and paint the PL as the bad guys. Small cost, potentially huge rewards, so it makes sense. I miss arguing about Viana's best position.

Yes, you're right of course. Literally everybody not currently within a licensed bar is proving they're too stingy to go inside.

Common spelling mistake there, MF.

Thompers is Quiff, isn't he?

Oh aye, I remember that, but not his homage. KSA's a miss. We're stuck with Thompers.

He did what now? Well, mockery is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose.

How big is your lawn, like?

The only thing you've rattled is your fleshlight. Cock like a pug's tongue.

See, that's where I getcha. My exercise bike has a stand for my tablet. Spins and Spiders baby, Spins and Spiders. #ThighsLikeThor #BaldPanther

Isn't mowing the lawn how you get your pocket money off your Mam and Dad?

The list of sexy bald men is long and prestigious, much like my cock. The list of sexy flaccid fellas is as nonexistent as a tent in your trousers.

Was checking some of these out, but I've a fucking load of questions that the reviews don't answer. Does yours have guide-wires and a massive docking station and all that? Only takes me about 20 minutes to mow the lawn every fortnight at the minute, would a robot one really make that much of a difference?

No, I'm sure it'd definitely be a shiftless shaft. A workshy wang.

Early onset erectile dysfunction?

Didn't use her drive, soft cock. They partially blocked it for 10 minutes. She's a mardarse who has genuinely complained to us that the other neighbours' kid was laughing too loudly in their garden. No great shock that she's divorced.

We have considered the likelihood that she's also a traffic warden and a cold-caller. Both seem very on-brand.

Neighbours on the other side couldn't be nicer. Gave us months of notice that they wanted to have an extension on the kitchen and how that could impact our garden/peace. Spotted the labourers had chewed up the grass in our garden when building a wall so sent round some booze and chocolates, then had it sorted and re-seeded. Have invited us round for a drink and barbecue when it's all finished. However, Lindsey, well... she's just a miserable cow. She's a part-time estate agent, and a landlord, so all kinds of cunt really.

You must live on the other side of my neighbour. When we having work done on the bathroom a delivery tuck was parked across our drives. Within 10 minutes I got a text and a call asking how long they'd be, as she can't get her car out. When I asked the lads to move the truck back a bit they said she'd already had a go at them and they were in the middle of getting the bath out the back so they'd have to finish that first. 3 minutes it took them. She didn't take her car out. At all. The whole day.

Live in a middle Victorian terrace, so we'd need to crane it over the neighbour's garden as well.

Pics or gtfo. Mrs Fish wants railway sleeper planters built...

Smart everything. Doorbell, lights, speakers, tv, thermostat, boiler, fridge, oven, everything.