The Fish

I firmly believe that if you can't be arsed to go into work, you shouldn't. If that means phoning up and putting on 'the voice' then so be it.

FIGHT!!

Imagine Charnley in that meeting man

Wasn't he being binned off by Liverpool when Leicester were winning the title?

Wait, what? Do the drivers get a say? Like if 10,000 kids watching on Twitch decide to give him a boost just as he's approaching a turn... well, that's just good tv.

I'd be surprised if they refused to play the other six teams. Honestly, I think the ESL won't happen in it's proposed form. I think the 12 teams will negotiate even more power over their domestic and continental competitions, their broadcast rights etc.

And who picks them? You're really, really, bad at this.

UK Government getting a tap in by being strongly against it. But like, a Lineker tap in, rather than a Joelinton one.

I think I'd fancy going to watch it live, same for Baseball. It's an American experience. Just like walking down the Vegas strip, or getting a cable car in San Francisco, or getting mugged in New York.

The 'European' Super League without a single German team, no Dutch teams, no Portuguese, no French. Not getting a real European vibe from this.

It might be, but tv's ruined it.

30 second adverts or longer while the kicky one runs off and the runny one runs on. How long before the ESL brings in adverts during subs, before throw-ins, after goals, for the suddenly introduced mandatory mid-half water break. If NFL had it's way, there'd be 4hrs of adverts broken up by quick 30 seconds of actual sport.

"The breaks are also called during stoppages due to injury, instant replay challenges, when either of the participating teams uses one of its set of timeouts, and if the network needs to catch up on its commercial advertisement schedule. " and if the network needs to catch up on its commercial advertisement schedule. fuck all to do with the sport, purely to satisfy advertisers. Bellissimo

They tanked their season.

Aye, anyone saying they wouldn't want to watch a title race between Everton and Leicester are exactly the same as those who would have said they wouldn't want to watch a race between Man City and Chelsea 20 yrs ago.

Dolphins did it in 2019. [quote]American football (NFL): The National Football League requires twenty commercial breaks per game or 16 starting in the 2018 season, with ten or 8 starting in the 2018 season in each half. Exceptions to this are overtime periods, which have none. These breaks run either a minute, or two minutes in length. Of the ten commercial breaks per half or 8 starting in the 2018 season, two are mandatory: at the end of the first or third quarter, and at the two-minute warning for the end of the half. The remaining eight or 6 breaks starting in the 2018 season are optional.[1] The timeouts can be applied after field goal tries, conversion attempts for both one and two points following touchdowns, changes in possession either by punts or turnovers, and kickoffs (except for the ones that start each half, or are within the last five minutes). The breaks are also called during stoppages due to injury, instant replay challenges, when either of the participating teams uses one of its set of timeouts, and if the network needs to catch up on its commercial advertisement schedule. The arrangement for college football contests is the same, except for the absence of the two-minute warning.[/quote] But it happens way more often than in actual football. Are you a customer enjoying a delicious slice of pizza? Cos you just got SERVED, yo!

Bruce is just Mourinho in five years time.

No penalty for being the worst in the division, and in fact tanking the season is actually beneficial to get that 1st round draft pick you want. Teams just lifted out of their community and moved across the country because the owner's can get a bigger slice of the pie in Bumfuck Idaho. The game stopping for adverts. Nah, not for me.

Yeah, had my first dose of Astra Zenica a while ago. I'm convinced it's because the NHS thought I'd had a transplant and have sickle cell anemia. Even though I twice told them I'm a different bloke.

Some might, but what's the point in playing for Arsenal in the Greed League? An extra few bob in their accounts, but no domestic medals, no international medals. Messi and Ronaldo aren't judged purely on the number of goals they've scored against elite clubs, but by the Copa del Rey trophies, the Champions League medals, the league titles, the World Cups, the Euros. Play for Spurs and get humped by Real Madrid and Man City every other week, win nowt and play in front of tourists, or play for West Ham in the Champions League, in front of a vociferous crowd, win FA cups, help Italy win the Euro and World cups and still have a big payday at the end of it. The truly great players want more than just money, they want renown. That won't come from this new league.

The way they've apparently distributed the cash isn't even equal within the breakaway league. So, Barcelona get a larger share of the initial pot e.g. Afterwards, if a new club joined, they'd have no say vote in the running of the league, smaller share funds for participating and if they were to win the thing, they'd get less than the original clubs do, simply for playing in the group stage. There's no sporting point in the thing, it's entirely down to the big boys not liking competition. So they're not bothered about 'legacy fans' and are chasing future fans instead. Those future fans that'll soon get bored of watching their chosen team get pumped every week. Which means those fans who've not got any real ties to the club will simply change allegiance to whoever's winning all the time. Arsenal and Spurs playing pointless games for 90% of the season, in front of smaller tourist crowds. Can the football associations ban players from being traded to or from those clubs for money? Can the players refuse to take part in it? PL players contracts are with the FA, aren't they?

Holla! All these side effect ridden normies are embarrassing.

Fuck me! Where do you send them? El Dorado?

I'm hoping society keeps going the way it is and by the time he's old enough to be wanting anything we'll be too busy foraging for squirrels before the roving bands of cannibals find us. Honestly, he's already in swimming classes, I'm probably signing him up to football classes in the next 6 months. Then there'll be rugby and tennis if Mrs Fish has owt to do with it (she's from posh Yorkshire). Obviously he'll need a tutor, maybe English (Honestly kid, it's pronounced 'pengwin', not 'pippip'), probably music. Which is fine and everything, but I'm not buying him fucking yeezys, or a minecraft gaming chair.

Aye, we've got our little lad in 4 days a week and it's about £800. Genuinely can't wait for him to be at school, so I can spend the rest on grown up stuff like beer and comics.