The Fish

You're right. It is. But I don't think we agree on what "it" we're talking about.

Careful on the roads.

This went exactly as I hoped and expected.

Great, cool, exciting, but what's going on with the Llamas?

About fucking time.

? What've I missed?

From my experience Lancs think everything and everywhere is shit, Yorks think everything and everywhere else is shit.

People die all the time, but how many have died during the pandemic that were avoidable?

Because isn't it less about winning wars and more about money?

Funny thing? From what I've read? That's not in the FA Laws of the game.

It isn't really, it's still football. I'm not aware of any laws of the game that're different, are you? Also, if quality of punditry was a consideration there'd be, maybe, 5 pundits at all. Comparing an international and top flight footballer to a builder, simply because neither would let you fuck them is very incel.

It is, but I insist you delete it and forget all about it. This kind of sass doesn't sit well with me.

That would have worked if Meenz didn't reply quickly to your post. Something he doesn't do to whatsapp messages...

Most pundits are shit, few are any good. But you dig out a woman pundit specifically. Why is that? You say it's because she hasn't played at an elite level, but there are a few ex-pros who haven't and plenty of journalists (who I doubt have played above school-level), so it can't be that. You say it's because she has a low IQ, but the majority of ex-pros are thick as shit, so it can't be that. Your initial complaint was the use of the wrong word, what like Pelanty? Or the endless stream of subhuman dribble that pours out of the usual crowds' collective gob? So it can't be that.

Looked good going forward, but were at times shocking at the back. Willock's inclusion will paper over a lot of cracks. West Ham aren't shit. Crying out for depth, but whaddyagonnado? I'm not stressing, partly because I just don't care as much.

There are bugger all male pundits offering Neville levels of insight, so I'm not sure what your problem is? Well except your LOOKATHOWCONTROVERSIALIAM-ism.

Something almost lyrical about this line.

Affects, not effects. Isn't your job 'sitting in a comfortable car'?

It was suffocated by chins.

I didn't even bother trying, because as ever, it was.

Chateau Nonad?

Do you catastrophise everything?

You thought about doing something useful? You've got kids, I'm sure they'd love to have a dad who could do a bit of joinery/carpentry or plumbing, or whatever.

No worries, they're all busy because everyone's been staring at the same 4 walls for ages. Builder mate in Yorkshire is charging 300% to put people off and it isn't.

I'm a fucking delight.