The Fish

I poop correct, so no pipe-clagging.

Odd, isn't it? Everyone that has to endure you, ends up pissed off...

Tone Loc will be reading this and gently weeping at the impermanence of fame.

I only heard about him yesterday as well, but I did some research. Like a nerd.

Young kid in a purple patch whose agent is trying his damndest to link with every possible club. Looks lightweight, and a bit of a diva. It's a no from me.

If Burnley and Watford win their matches win their matches, we're further in the mire than we are now. You've only needed c35pts to ensure survival in the last 20yrs or so. I understand their is a logic to saying Newcastle United are an exciting project and all that, but footballers (and their representatives) will look at recent history and the status quo. Aston Villa are a team with some momentum, who are not in a relegation fight, and are a 'big club'. Newcastle United are a 'big club', but haven't yet seen the fruits of the blood money. Tell you what, if we'd signed Trippier, Botman, a striker like Isak, and then gone for Digne, he may have been more interested.

Bet you do it in the kitchen and all, you big dorty bastid. I trim with some clippers. Just the Bush, not the Outback.

Not without either massively over-paying wages, and being in a relegation dogfight vs midtable with the likes of Coutinho?

This is the issue. Right now, this season (and likely the next 1-2) Aston Villa will finish above Newcastle United. For a 28yr old player, he'll want to be playing at the highest level possible. His salary will likely be similar wherever he plays, so realistically it's about profile.

You know what? Fuck you Wolfgang.

No. It's Ben-Wah Baddy-a-sheela

Benoit Badiashile?

He's also a permanently pessimistic poster.

Not like you predict the worst possible outcome.

It is.

Well, I guess he's not coming for dinner then.

Go into IFTTT, create an applet, IF This, Goto Weather Underground, select "Current temperature drops below", bang in the criteria, Then That choose the brand of smart plug (I have TPlink e.g.) Turn On That should do it.

This is hilarious.

That's a weird one, it's not like Villa are short on attacking midfield options.

Here, I've been quieter recently, so shut your pie hole.

these snowflakes, so sensitive. You voted out because of some misplaced sense of nationalist principle and the blatant liars and demagogues, who sold you dreams of sunlit uplands, are going to laugh into their millions as the country is fucked. But, sure, I'm the cunt.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So, best case scenario, after 40yrs we'll be where we were, or where we were but with a shit ton more bureaucracy and admin delaying everything between us and our closest neighbours? Or, more likely given the ineptitude of those leading this country, we'll see our influence diminish globally, we'll see poorly negotiated deals limiting trade in every direction, freedom of movement ended, and the likely dissolution of the Union. Totally worth it. Fucking jingoistic, little Englander, bollocks. But Blue Passports and the rise of the far right... YAY.

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In the Marvel films (SHUT THE FUCK UP, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU) basement dwellers were in a tizz because Idris Elba a black man from Hackney played Heimdall, a mythical watchman of the Norse pantheon. They cried because Tilda Swinton, a posh white woman from London played "The Ancient One", a problematic depiction of wizard from the Himalayan region of Asia. What in the fuck are they moaning about? It's a comic book character, it doesn't matter what colour they are, they're fucking wizards and gods. The same people aren't banging on the door of Churches demanding the shredded 6' white guy from Cambridge is taken off the cross and replaced by a short guy from Canaan.