The Fish

He's not the anti-Fish. He's Fish 2.0

Some of you have frankly feral pooping practices, I'm sure.

Us calling you out for being an arsehole is us handling you. In the same way as flushing the toilet is the way to handle a foetid shit.

That position has been filled

I do think there's a bit of impatience from the fanbase. The takeover took everyone by surprise, we didn't have a bloke in charge of transfers in November/December, we still don't have a Technical Director. Every other club knows that we're rich, and desperate. They will be absolute arseholes in negotiations, ask for the moon on a stick, take ages and January is a nightmare window anyway. We've already bought the best rightback to pull on a black and white shirt for fucking years. Lille are under no pressure to sell in this window, regardless of the amount of money we throw at them. I wonder if there's a fear of setting a precedent, £35m-40m sounds about right, so if we were to panic and throw £50m at Lille, every other club would tack on a £10m envy tax for their players.

I poop correct, so no pipe-clagging.

Odd, isn't it? Everyone that has to endure you, ends up pissed off...

Tone Loc will be reading this and gently weeping at the impermanence of fame.

I only heard about him yesterday as well, but I did some research. Like a nerd.

Young kid in a purple patch whose agent is trying his damndest to link with every possible club. Looks lightweight, and a bit of a diva. It's a no from me.

If Burnley and Watford win their matches win their matches, we're further in the mire than we are now. You've only needed c35pts to ensure survival in the last 20yrs or so. I understand their is a logic to saying Newcastle United are an exciting project and all that, but footballers (and their representatives) will look at recent history and the status quo. Aston Villa are a team with some momentum, who are not in a relegation fight, and are a 'big club'. Newcastle United are a 'big club', but haven't yet seen the fruits of the blood money. Tell you what, if we'd signed Trippier, Botman, a striker like Isak, and then gone for Digne, he may have been more interested.

Bet you do it in the kitchen and all, you big dorty bastid. I trim with some clippers. Just the Bush, not the Outback.

Not without either massively over-paying wages, and being in a relegation dogfight vs midtable with the likes of Coutinho?

This is the issue. Right now, this season (and likely the next 1-2) Aston Villa will finish above Newcastle United. For a 28yr old player, he'll want to be playing at the highest level possible. His salary will likely be similar wherever he plays, so realistically it's about profile.

You know what? Fuck you Wolfgang.

No. It's Ben-Wah Baddy-a-sheela

Benoit Badiashile?

He's also a permanently pessimistic poster.

Not like you predict the worst possible outcome.

It is.

Well, I guess he's not coming for dinner then.

Go into IFTTT, create an applet, IF This, Goto Weather Underground, select "Current temperature drops below", bang in the criteria, Then That choose the brand of smart plug (I have TPlink e.g.) Turn On That should do it.

This is hilarious.

That's a weird one, it's not like Villa are short on attacking midfield options.

Here, I've been quieter recently, so shut your pie hole.