The Fish

Aye, we really need to get a point where we understand that spending £15m on a defender from another PL side is nowt.

Why would it be?

Barry Die-er

If I had wings, I could fly to the moon.

SD signs all over Pride Park, buy foreign bargains & sell 'em for profit, get Derby into the top flight, sell for a profit.

Groin, it's been bothering him for some time. Might be back for Everton game (08/02) Well, apparently, I know nothing.

Honestly? I did one of those outloud chuckle-shake-head-"Jesus Christ"-s

Was wondering what looked odd about that photo, then realised this is pre- geet big Chinese gateway. When did that go up then?

This is all ridiculous.

Apparently they've got form; Arsenal have £29m offer for Alexandre Lacazette rejected by Lyon | Arsenal | The Guardian

4 minutes apart.

I get the sense that, with your attention span, the American style of tv is more your speed. "We're going to look at alligators and crocodiles. Here's an alligator, later we'll look at crocodiles. We looked an alligator, remember, here's the clips we showed. But now here's a crocodile. We've looked at alligators and crocodiles in this episode, here's all those clips again in case you forgot. Next episode we'll look at crocodiles, then alligators."

Why, because it has similar texture to meat??

Oh, it's good to be back.

You had jack fruit or banana blossom as a meat substitute?

So do everything you can do to disguise it's flavour and texture? Doesn't have to be vegan, but

Tofu can fuck off, and so can you for suggesting it.

That's less to do with parsimony and more to do with market values. How many players were moving for £50m before 2008?

Paint the banana black and that's perfect for an Alien theme night.

Oh 100% Man City are still charged a premium on players because they're a rich, Premier League club, fighting for titles. We'll get charged a premium because we're richer than that, and a Premier League club, even though we're fighting for survival.

That's where I got jabbed.

Sorry?

No.