The Fish

When the fun stops, stop.

Developers like the Reuben brothers, or PIF?

St James', for all it's history, is pretty knackered and without the ability to modernise and expand on site, moving somewhere else is the only option I can see. Surely there are still a few sites in the city that could be used. What about where the Arena sits now?

Always

538 rely too much on historical patterns repeating. There are too many unknowns with NUFC to say we've a 38% of going down; When Wilson will be back, when Trippier will be back, what impact Burn will have on our defence, or Targett and, of course, what the impact Bruno will have. It doesn't go forensic enough, for me. They don't account for the impact of motivation that opponents have. Or favoured opposition. (You'd pick Everton over Newcastle most of the time, if you had no idea how rattled Pickford gets).

Just call me Uncle Tom

Shiraz or Chardonnay tonight Kenneth?

Anyone fancy it as a Feeder club? According to Kieran Maguire the entire club is worth, at most £30m, which is less than we spent on Bruno.

Jesus wept.

This must be how Julius Caesar felt. Here I am, building a dry sheet empire, only for ambitious arseholes to turn on me. I'm expecting Gemmil to Marc Antony this shit.

Wait, what?

No problem.

It's definitely attached to the sky diver. There's literally no way that that video has been taken by a drone. I can't believe this is even up for debate, but then, it is the internet... Here, you can use the controls in the top left to look around using this guys helmet mounted camera (which you can see earlier on in the video). No drones here

Yeah, that's pure laziness and a lack of self respect.

Drones are great at aerial recording, but watch the way the camera moves in relation to the skydiver. It's 100% connected to the lunatic. Therefore, not a drone.

... Didn't have time? How long does he think a shower takes? I remember I had to have a similar task at Uni, had to tell a mate of a mate that until he sorted out his personal hygiene he couldn't come round our house. He smoked so much weed he had no idea how bad he smelled. It was absolutely gopping.

I will fuck you up in any language you choose.

How'd it go?

On a drone? Wouldn't it just be attached to his helmet?

I saw Mick McCarthy in the local Tesco yesterday. He's a dashing man.

Never understood peoples revulsion to, or fetishisation of feet. They're generally boring looking things. And Craig by protesting so much, you are definitely outing yourself as a podophile

Where do we stand on calling him a vainglorious bellend?

You should be relieved I'm only showing the piggies.

You'd think I would have learned, but here's my piggies on my honeymoon in 2018

You reckon Cath the tea lady had to put down her brew so she had two hands free, or no?