The Fish

Shiraz or Chardonnay tonight Kenneth?

Anyone fancy it as a Feeder club? According to Kieran Maguire the entire club is worth, at most £30m, which is less than we spent on Bruno.

Jesus wept.

This must be how Julius Caesar felt. Here I am, building a dry sheet empire, only for ambitious arseholes to turn on me. I'm expecting Gemmil to Marc Antony this shit.

Wait, what?

No problem.

It's definitely attached to the sky diver. There's literally no way that that video has been taken by a drone. I can't believe this is even up for debate, but then, it is the internet... Here, you can use the controls in the top left to look around using this guys helmet mounted camera (which you can see earlier on in the video). No drones here

Yeah, that's pure laziness and a lack of self respect.

Drones are great at aerial recording, but watch the way the camera moves in relation to the skydiver. It's 100% connected to the lunatic. Therefore, not a drone.

... Didn't have time? How long does he think a shower takes? I remember I had to have a similar task at Uni, had to tell a mate of a mate that until he sorted out his personal hygiene he couldn't come round our house. He smoked so much weed he had no idea how bad he smelled. It was absolutely gopping.

I will fuck you up in any language you choose.

How'd it go?

On a drone? Wouldn't it just be attached to his helmet?

I saw Mick McCarthy in the local Tesco yesterday. He's a dashing man.

Never understood peoples revulsion to, or fetishisation of feet. They're generally boring looking things. And Craig by protesting so much, you are definitely outing yourself as a podophile

Where do we stand on calling him a vainglorious bellend?

You should be relieved I'm only showing the piggies.

You'd think I would have learned, but here's my piggies on my honeymoon in 2018

You reckon Cath the tea lady had to put down her brew so she had two hands free, or no?

Aye but you'd swap all of this optimism, wealth, and positivity for winning 6 derbies in a row and being football fwends with Gillingham (or whomever).

You underestimate them, if their first team beat our kids in the Munchies Trophy they'll be tearing bouquets off motorway barriers to spread petals on their sisters bed. Y'know, to make it special.

True enough. I'd love to see the kind of football Howe can get us playing with the kind of players that'll now be available to him.

Happy to be proven wrong on Howe's potential, but I think he has a level that the owners will want to blow past. I think he's a very good manager, certainly capable of taking a struggling side, to comfortable midtable, playing good football on the way.

If his name was Eduardo Quão I'd be keen.

This nonsense about not wanting to protest, because that's mag-like behaviour. It's like a cat refusing to leave a burning house, because that's the kind of thing a dog would do.