The Fish

On a drone? Wouldn't it just be attached to his helmet?

I saw Mick McCarthy in the local Tesco yesterday. He's a dashing man.

Never understood peoples revulsion to, or fetishisation of feet. They're generally boring looking things. And Craig by protesting so much, you are definitely outing yourself as a podophile

Where do we stand on calling him a vainglorious bellend?

You should be relieved I'm only showing the piggies.

You'd think I would have learned, but here's my piggies on my honeymoon in 2018

You reckon Cath the tea lady had to put down her brew so she had two hands free, or no?

Aye but you'd swap all of this optimism, wealth, and positivity for winning 6 derbies in a row and being football fwends with Gillingham (or whomever).

You underestimate them, if their first team beat our kids in the Munchies Trophy they'll be tearing bouquets off motorway barriers to spread petals on their sisters bed. Y'know, to make it special.

True enough. I'd love to see the kind of football Howe can get us playing with the kind of players that'll now be available to him.

Happy to be proven wrong on Howe's potential, but I think he has a level that the owners will want to blow past. I think he's a very good manager, certainly capable of taking a struggling side, to comfortable midtable, playing good football on the way.

If his name was Eduardo Quão I'd be keen.

This nonsense about not wanting to protest, because that's mag-like behaviour. It's like a cat refusing to leave a burning house, because that's the kind of thing a dog would do.

Exactly. Because of the nature of contemporary football, Howe cannot be as influential on the club, the city as Keegan was. That's not a criticism of Howe. As an aside, neither am I convinced Howe has the ability to deliver the kind of actual success to be as transformative as Keegan was, in purely footballing terms.

I think Allardyce's dark arts were already becoming less effective in the top flight by the time he left for England. I dunno, I think that he may have kept them up for a season or two, but relegation for them felt inevitable rather than just a risk. Same is true for Burnley.

Because Keegan was the reason for the change, not Hall. Keegan had to push and pull Hall to get the money to buy the players that delivered the title challenge. He was the one pushing to repaint the training ground. Howe will not be the reason for the change, the owners will. Howe will be expected to shop in the £35m window, he's not going to forcing the owners to mortgage their house to afford another player. I've not said that nobody can match Keegan, I'm saying Howe won't.

I'm fine. I SAID I'M FINE!

Fist said he could be a Keegan figure. He can't. Now that that is cleared up, can we all just fucking move on.

No.

This is a strange backdown and apology, but I'll take it Wykiki.

It's irrelevant. Because he cannot. It is not feasible. Howe would have to taken the job when we were in danger of dropping into the third tier, then revolutionise the playing staff, singlehandedly wrangling agents, players and the owner, he'd have to have reached higher than the owners thought possible. So stop this, it's ridiculous, and the way you know it's ridiculous is the person who said it in the first place isn't backing you up.

It's like when they were in the PL, the sap brought in to rescue them from the drop would be the man to take them back to glory. Every fucking year. And every fucking year the sap was found out and peddled. I swear to God, had Allardyce not fucked off to the England job he'd have soon lost his luster.

I think you need to re-re-re-re-re-read it. Fist suggested that Howe could be 'just as important' as Keegan. When no, no he can't. Keegan took the club from calamity to the very peak of the Premier League, attracting some wonderful players, playing unbelievable football, changing the whole feeling of the club. Howe has done well, but there's just no way he's be as transformative a figure as Keegan was.

I think Diego's right that Fulham would have demanded £50m for Mitrovic, but if we're even discussing a £50m striker signing, we shouldn't have Mitrovic on the board. Nunez, Schick, etc.

That's it, I'm calling HR. I like Howe, I think he's done well. I'm giving him a chance. @Monkeys Fist did it on the first page.