The Fish

They should get on of the most important managers of the last 100 years.

Yeah, I'm sure you were throwing your weight around in school Craig.

Want to buy a brand new 7 bottle wine Russel Hobbs cooler?

I've no idea. But on paper he wasn't a terrible signing.

I didn't predict those games, just the bottom 4 teams

4.6 stars on Amazon from 322 reviews says you're wrong.

Latest predictions from that site that, apparently, @Craig linked to.

Based on a comic book.

Honestly? It might be helpful for her to be able to look after someone a bit?

Don't apologise man. You've been through the ringer. It's perfectly human to feel your feelings. You don't need to 'snap out of it', you just need time to process it. And while there is a lot to process, you can absolutely do it. You just need a little help, that's all. If that help comes from reading dumb shit on here about CT's micropenis, or Wykiki ranting about... whatever the fuck bee is in his bonnet today, then that's grand. If that help comes from writing out what's on your mind, then do that too.

No doubt ten Haag is a good coach, but I don't think Man United's issues are with the man picking the team. It's the men picking the transfer targets. Look at Man City and Liverpool. Yes, they've got excellent coaches, but their transfer record has been, on the whole, very good. Buying players that fit the ethos of the clubs. Sure those two clubs have made mistakes, but they've not been forced to field those mistakes every fucking game. Pogba, Ronaldo, Sancho are all good players, but they're just not performing at all. Chiefly, imo, because they're not capable of complimentary styles of play.

Honestly mate, I think it would absolutely be worth spending a little time trying to find a therapist that works for you and that you can meet face-to-face. If the thought of having to talk about really difficult things wasn't bad enough, it gets worse if you lump on having the anxiety of having to repeat what you're saying or even speaking in a way that doesn't come naturally. It'll cost some money mind, but a couple of sessions a month at £70 a session might be worth it, until you can shift down to 1 session a month, or whatever?

I can see why they got Baz on to provide insight on the game. Clearly knows his shit. "What's going on, with this fucking little manager, fucking hell, swear down right, you're going to... fucking hell..... you going game...... it's aaaard game, Bolton away aard game... y... it's tight tight tight. Getting rolled over Sean, what's going on?" Thanks Baz, back to you in the studio. Also their away following is impressive. Dunno how the empty crisp packets and plastic wrapping all made it down from Sunderland, but credit to them, they've turned out in force. Also, why's it got the microphone on a selfie stick thing?

They absolutely could beat Wolves, but the West Midlands team are still in with a shout of Europe so I'm not sure if they'll have their flip flops on.

It's tough because the season hasn't finished and Guimaraes might continue his goal scoring run and propel us into the top half, but I've gone for Joelinton because he ticks so many boxes. Improvement, endeavour, attitude, shithousery, he's even scored a couple of goals too. Other player have improved, but none have had quite the renaissance as big Joe. He's one of the few players I can think of to turn fans opinion round so dramatically. To go outside the club to improve himself was a mark of his character and to take on this new role in the team so enthusiastically is remarkable.

Does this mean you are, or are not in the big smerk next Wednesday? Have we obliviously obeyed London's 1 in 1 out rule?

Jonj has alopecia Edward was an albino. Monger is an amputee. Put these people in their right fucking boxes!

So did I kemosabe, so did I.

It's not even that the new signings have consistently been our best players. Wood has been fairly underwhelming. Targett has been solid. Burn has been decent. Trippier has only played 3 1/2 league games. Guimaraes has only started 7. Joelinton, Krafth, Shelvey have all upped their games.

(the plan was to drag you into the conversation and use you as meatshield)

I don't disagree with any of that. However, we are not the same. Even when we were 20th in the league without a win, I was still only 50/50. What was Gemmil, at that point? Silent, I'll bet.

Right, I was 50/50 in November, before the we'd signed anyone in the winter window and when the table looked like this; Rock bottom, no wins, worst defensive record in the league, 3pts off 19th, 7pts off safety. You were 70/30 in favour of relegation after we'd signed Trippier and Wood and had actually won a game and the table looked like this; 19th, 3 pts off safety.

No. I was still optimistic. Where we were to expect 45pts would have been wildly optimistic, but I was assured of our survival. I was chief willy waver until Gemmill usurped me with his bluster.

If you want credit, you have to do your homework. I was less optimistic because I thought 45pts might be beyond us. I wasn't pessimistic. Unlike some OTHER people, who shall remain nameless.