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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
The Fish replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
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You said we should ignore the transfer window. Why, in the world, would we do that?
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He has alopecia. He doesn't get to claim membership of the Bald Brigade. Just like a Billy Monger isn't short, or Edward the Confessor wasn't blond!
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WHY DID YOU WANT US TO IGNORE THE TRANSFER WINDOW?!
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You just earned a paddlin'
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Oz's Big Balled Mags v Eddie Izzards Red Remoaning Eagles
The Fish replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Sure I've spoken about that before too, it's game management from Howe. Disrupt the play, don't let the other team settle into a rhythm, reduce the 90 into moments rather than passages of play. The work off the ball is exemplary, and Joelinton epitomises that change. We might not be able to control the game very well, but we make fucking sure that the other team have to work hard if they want to. Benitez used a similar approach, but in a different way. He'd make sure we camp in after the first 10 minutes until the last 10 minutes. Howe seems to prefer unsettling the opposition throughout. -
Oz's Big Balled Mags v Eddie Izzards Red Remoaning Eagles
The Fish replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
I see what the fuss is about, 6 in a row is mint. I'm pretty sure I'll bang on about this for a long time too. -
He's not bald, he's got a disease. That's like saying Tanni Grey-Thompson is short.
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Excuse me what the fuck?
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You're Irish, right? Gobble on these spuds!
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£6-10m? I honestly think Shelvey has played pretty well this season, but this is the last window where we'll get anything for him. I think we can become a better team without him. Shift Hayden as well as Shelvey, fuck it make Isaac part of the package.
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We're rich. Money opens many doors, and windows.
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Sell him now.
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You're right, Trippier was perfect. Higher caliber player for a weak position at a reasonable price. I think he and Bruno (plus our subsequent form) will undoubtedly attract higher caliber players. I'm just pessimistic about the likelihood of repeating that.
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We definitely need a striker and someone who'll get 1 in 3 (ish) will set you back the majority of the reported £60m budget. I wouldn't be at all surprised if we spend comfortably more than £60m and that figure is simply being used to obfuscate our real limit. Like you say, in terms of FFP we've an enormous amount of wiggle room, we've also got sufficient saleable assets on the books that we could raise not insignificant funds that way too. But if we publicly claim anything but prudence we'll be bent over a barrel at every negotiation. Stating £60m is our budget, within and without the club, makes business sense. Nunez becomes available towards the end of the window for £50-60m and is keen, I'm convinced we'd stump up the cash but still have strengthened the other areas. It'll be passed off as an "unmissable opportunity" and "Not part of our plans initially", but something we had to do. However, if our first signing in the Summer window is Nunez for £60m, other clubs would sharp slap another couple of zeroes on their 23yr old reserve team left back. On the saleable assets side of things, realistically everyone but the January signings are available, right?
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£60m + whatever we get from selling our existing stock.
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*Curb your Enthusiasm music plays*
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Oz's Big Balled Mags v Eddie Izzards Red Remoaning Eagles
The Fish replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Reported! I do not understand your understanding of football at all. For fucking ages you've been convinced we'd go down. Losing every game, while those below us would go on an unprecedented run of wins. But now, here you are predicting the hitherto doomed Newcastle United will smash 4 past Crystal Palace. Newcastle who've only scored >2 twice, and Palace who've only conceded 4 in the last 8 games. I just don't understand. -
Aye, I have to admit I was writing Krafth off, but he's been canny the last few games to be honest. Still think he's not got a long term future at the club, but like so many players the difference between his performances coached and not-coached is stark. This was a defence that was commonly labelled Championship by loads of people (me included, I think). Since the window closed we've conceded 1.09 goals per game, which is only bettered by Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City and Crystal Palace. We've got 2pts per game, bettered only by Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City. We're 8th for Goals Scored per game (1.36) and that's without our best striker and without our biggest attacking threat for much of the period.
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"Jacob's been shot" Aye, and who fucking shot Jacob? Americans man.
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I'm a busy man. I soar over most of these threads like an eagle, I'm only wasting my altitude if it's worth my time. Which this wasn't.
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What? With his little arms?
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Also, the mistake he (and those rushing to say what a wonderful idea this is) made is confusing 'free speech' with "Saying whatever vile bullshit I like without consequence". They don't really want Twitter, they want Parler and Gettr to be successful, which they won't be. They want 'free speech' to be for people who think and talk and look and vote like them.