The Fish

should pass the word to that sniper kitty that though his prose was quite pretty he needs to see that I'm Top Cat his best has passed, he can't top that This thread is not for us to sit and fill with all this rhyming shit the point to spread the love and talk about the one above sorry kitty I beat you up I won the league, I've got the cup You run a tight ship and for that be proud but don't say you're better out loud cos you're wrong I'm right I'm great you're shite you're rhymings just a sin! but I am having of the win

Allow me

just curious, where you found this?

should be typing with timing and style that is climbing from the mind he is mining to better my rhyming

that's the point you've already given up on your club because of a takeover. I couldn't... not for something as irrelevant as the ownership... You're not going to be relegated, you're still going to be there or there abouts, you're still playing good football, you're still wearing red and black, you're still called Man U. I can't honestly see what has happened to make a lot of your fellow ManU fans spit their collective dummy... but then like you said it's a personal thing and I couldn't possibly understand because I've not been put in this position after supporting a winning team for years. Similarily you can't understand what it is like to support a club that has won NOTHING in your lifetime (other than promotion) I wouldn't desert my club because Joe Bloggs bought it and brought some debt with him. It's not that we've got nothing to lose, but it's more likely that a change will be good for us, than for you.

oh and as an aside, the whole "Hiring himself out as a rapist" thing. it is probable that this service is offered to that minority of women who are turned on by that scenario. It is an extension of Bondage, Sado Masochistic sexual preferences. The thrill for these women is the submission and helplessness. Now obviously they cannot get that thrill if they "roleplay" with a partner, and certainly not if they are single. I do not condone his actions and think that it is tasteless and would have been better for him to advertise in specific publications or on websites. However if there is the demand for this, then it is hardly our place to judge. It is the same as women who advertise themselves as Dominatrix. This involves pain/pleasure boundaries to blur, submission and helplessness to a stranger. the only difference it seems is the term "Rape" which is justifiably horrific. If he had advertised himself as a "Dominant male who will punish you!".. and had excluded the word "Rape" from his advert would it have offended you as much?

rent-a-bastard girls can use me to get over their ex-boyfriend... or a bloke could hire me to seduce his girlfriend so he can break up with her for cheating on me or he could use me to pull his targets ugly friend to leave him free to close in on the fit one... or maybe hired by a company to pretend to represent their rivals, make a toatl arse of myself in front of the customer and ruin the opposition bid.

should know I just said "...perhaps..."

can't get no satisfaction

good question. I think I would look fondly and support in some manner the breakaway club, but I would also never be able to forgo my affiliation to NUFC... I wouldn't give up my season ticket to the ether, but might sell it on to someone else to have at SJP, I would go to watch the breakaway club, but from time to time, not religiously. I think the ManU situation is unique, to be the richest club club in the world and suddenly be taken over by a relative unknown must be a massive shock, and to come at a time when you're lsoing the dominance of the Domestic league to a team who previously were perrenial underacheivers, rather than your closest rivals (Arsenal).. this must be a particularly bitter time to be a Man U fan. Geordies haven't won anything in decades, we've got a club that every year promises so much but never delivers, I think if new blood came in many would see it as a time for change. I think the majority of us see the need for an overhaul of this club from top to tail if an indebtored suitor were to come in and enforce this change... some of us would welcome the tabula rasa. put simply we've got little to lose to a take over.. we certainly couldn't be mismanaged to a greater degree.

will, along with me, guide wykikitoon into becoming a professional FPA-er

cats won't scare off an intruder dogs can be trained to bring the paper to your lap dogs won't scratch you fucking heart out if you bought them the wrong type of catfood. dogs don't want to take over the world dogs die in hot cars... and this ifners that cats don't... and if this is true.. we should watch out for the little furry bringers of doom... the list go on... dogs win

should see wykikitoon still doesn't get it....

pretentious.... moi? The Headingly Taps is better than the Oak man. The OO is the only place I've seen bother in Leeds, the abr areas are too small for the number of customers it gets and the price of beer is higher than it should be. The Box has top rate totty, top rate pool tables, plays SSN all day.... what more could you want? The Three Horse Shoes is the perfect local mind, jukebox, cheap beer, good food, fit barmaids and pub quiz on tuesdays and thursdays

should I know I feel bad for being late

makes that abundantly clear by failing to follow the rule, simply make your post about the fellow above

The Box in Leeds great food for £2.00 with a free pint , great if you get a window seat when it's sunny and watch all the student skirt wander past

wants to dance the night away

trouble is that most of our opinions of clubs are coloured by the paucity of varriety in Newcastle. The majority of clubs in the town suck, mostly cheesy chart pap. Stonelove is good but a novelty rather than a mainstay of the clubbing scene in Newcastle.. in Newcastle, my night will start in the local, taxi to town.. Start at Bar 55, wander towards the Central station popping into every pretentious bar on the way to the Lounge finish off the night upstairs in the Lounge chatting and drinking until 1-ish, then back to a mates house to crash or burn. in Leeds, drinks at a mates flat until 9ish then bus/walk into town, straight to whichever club we're going to tonight, dance and drink until we're tired or bored, then go to a late license bar until we drop, back home few drinks and a pizza. I can dance, I enjoy dancing and I'm not gay... the people who think that blokes dancing are gay are the ones who can't dance and are embarrassed about it. Girls are attracted to confidence(as long as it's not arrogance "I love me who do you love?") a bloke who looks like he having fun and isn't too bothered about others opinion will be more attractive. Also Dancing is sometimes the best way to flirt with a girl. You can be suggestive and if you're able to read body language at all you can quickly come to understand her intentions, does she just fancy a laugh and a dance or does she fancy you? This is more important if the girl is a random that caught your eye in the club, instead of a girl you already know.. if you already know her it's better to actually talk to her. unfortunately the best music to "dance" to is RnB or funky house : I've never had a shite night in the pub, each time it's a laugh and never a waste of time. I've had boring ass tiresome nights in a club, but also absolutely BLINDING nights in the club. so to answer the Poll, clubbing is good, but clubbing in Newcastle is shit. If you're out for laughs and a guaranteed good night, go to the pub and talk crap with your pals, if you want the possibility of a great night clubbing is the place for you.

is thinking about his doorbell, when you gonna ring it? when you gonna ring it?

erm... HI

he wants to shoo...ooo...ooo..ooo...ooot the whole day down 5332[/snapback] down, down, shoot it all down? 5334[/snapback] yes... yes he does.

i don't like mondays 5314[/snapback] Tell me why...you dont like Mondays.. 5330[/snapback] he wants to shoo...ooo...ooo..ooo...ooot the whole day down

does the fandango with a kipper when he can get away with it