The Fish

can't say the word garage without sticking his tongue in his cheek and desperately trying to look Ghetto

stole my thunder

that picture (Ruud and Keane) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork

Can't touch this doo do do do do, do do, do do Can't touch this

a favourite of mine was overheard by a mate who's a teacher, two lads walking down the corridor, one has something/knows somthing that the other doesn't and the other is perturbed.... so in his proudest voice this young whippersnapper uttered the following. "How man ya Gay Botter!" now Mr Dougherty could not let this pass so while telling the two off he's having to do so through gritted teeth as if he relxed he would have shat himself laughing...which he did as soon as he managed to get into the staffroom from the mouths of babes

how about wankstain?

that's quite a range :

to assume is to make an Ass of U and Me but a shotgun to the forehead makes a mess on the wall a felching straw to the eyeball makes every man-jack vomit and a french stick to the sphincter makes most men wince.... especially as you say the word "Crumbs"

trouble is I can't find my pic and without it I feel like a dick it's the one of wor Shearer and it couldn't be dearer it's absence makes me quite sick so if you got that damn art in your pc or cart simply pass it my way it'll brigthen the day of this grumpy old miserly fart

more like Brian from Family Guy

I like the swear word fucknut

you're the funny one

catmag... you dozy old mare you know you love me I wont tell anyone

you said potty mouth I'm telling I think I'm going to have too much fun with these smileys... someone had better stop me

you see, the pud can wax lead us down merry tracks wind our way till we drop maybe ritchies on the pop?

er, bum

waste some time make a rhyme use your guile and make me smile