The Fish

should realise that while I'm a quick editer, I prolong conversation to the point that once I swore I saw Gemmil actually grow a grey hair

I'm here.... hwo else matters? Me+ Phil K= much fun

was hoisted by her own petard

misses "Steves thread of Man Love"

you're right why fight sleep tight fair maiden tis time to climb nowt rhymes with maiden a shame my fame to blame for failing to greet your sleep and keep eyes fading

wants me to be scared.... gets off on the smell of fear

dammit I won't let this die a death there's no rules, no boss, no ref you have freedom to talk in rhyme without fear of closing time. it's about the joy of spoke word not a theme you'll find absurd and yes your post count will take a bump and catmag will aim a hefty thump but fear not for it's all a game and it's worthy of the auhors name poems about feline habberdashin always at the peak of wordy fashion you must be impressed and smiling bite a titter while your filing you'll find me waxing lyrical never cut, this cord umbilical

I have nothing interesting nor witty to say in this thread, so instead I urge you all to consider the death of Skrumpy Jackson, may his gimpy leg keep twitching forever..

should know I watch episodes on the pc and have learnt how to judge the length of the intro so I skip it every time. this makes me fucking ace

thinks that making love to a flying rat is not only logical but something that is strangely beautiful, like the way the wind makes a plastic bag dance

should know that I don't have a babemobile, I have a pimped out trikey!

can't say the word garage without sticking his tongue in his cheek and desperately trying to look Ghetto

stole my thunder

that picture (Ruud and Keane) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork

Can't touch this doo do do do do, do do, do do Can't touch this

a favourite of mine was overheard by a mate who's a teacher, two lads walking down the corridor, one has something/knows somthing that the other doesn't and the other is perturbed.... so in his proudest voice this young whippersnapper uttered the following. "How man ya Gay Botter!" now Mr Dougherty could not let this pass so while telling the two off he's having to do so through gritted teeth as if he relxed he would have shat himself laughing...which he did as soon as he managed to get into the staffroom from the mouths of babes

how about wankstain?

that's quite a range :

to assume is to make an Ass of U and Me but a shotgun to the forehead makes a mess on the wall a felching straw to the eyeball makes every man-jack vomit and a french stick to the sphincter makes most men wince.... especially as you say the word "Crumbs"

trouble is I can't find my pic and without it I feel like a dick it's the one of wor Shearer and it couldn't be dearer it's absence makes me quite sick so if you got that damn art in your pc or cart simply pass it my way it'll brigthen the day of this grumpy old miserly fart

more like Brian from Family Guy

I like the swear word fucknut

you're the funny one

catmag... you dozy old mare you know you love me I wont tell anyone

you said potty mouth I'm telling I think I'm going to have too much fun with these smileys... someone had better stop me