The Fish

oh Cod, not more fish jokes... they're stinking out the plaice

wow that got real ugly real fast... but then it got awful punnage I think Eel just leave this thread alone

has lost that loving feeling, woh oh, that loving feeling

should tell me if it's a soopafly?

lost it years ago

Git

was not late! but SG was AH-HAH not the pimp daddy he claimed!

gets it daily and thus shows the benfits of being a large black man called Pimp Daddy Mac-a-doodle and not the weedy internet nerd we had previously presumed he was

... hasn't got it wykikitoon, you NEVER refer to yourself... you refer to the person who posted before you... in this instance it's khay, before him it was myself. whoever follows this post should refer to me!

got a link? it's gonna be part of a study I'm doing at Uni... just something that gets my goat.. more and more responsibilty is ebing removed from parents and now that we're living in a society that comes close to the insanity of lawsuits against fast food chains for Obesity that happens in the states! (I know in the other thread I advocate National Serrvice but that's something I think we can make a stand here and now)

should read this sentence "The point of the thread is to refer to whom ever posted before you in your post, for example if Khay were to post then myself, I would refer to Khay in my post and so on and so forth"

1. Go out for a meal. - Rarely 2. Grab a take away. - Fortnightly 3. Get Drunk. - rarely, but drink alsmost daily.. 4. Exercise. - 3 times a week...maybe 5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - whenever they're not a member of my family... or a trogolodyte 6. Take a holiday. - haven't had a real holiday in six years 7. Buy a newspaper. - weekly 8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - every month 9. Beep your horn. - no car, no beeping... I do beep other peoples horns though.. 10. Swear - depends on company

has now convinced me that he doesn't understand this thread

hasn't convinced me that he understands this thread.....

I was out in Whitley Bay dancing with this lass that I thought was 19/20 when all of a sudden I'm dragged to the bar by my mate who's just walked in... He tells me that I shouldn't do anything with this girl.. I'm suitably perturbed with a conversation using phrases like "Who the hell are you to tell me.... what's it got to do with you?....is she your girlfriend like?..." etc. etc. it's at this point he tells me that in his capacity as Maths Teacher at whitley Bay High School, this girl was his student of 16! and was in detention with him that very day. safe to say we buggered off rather quickly and as we were leaving this lass shouted after us "See you on monday Mr Coleman"... god I felt like I should buy a mac and a bag of pic and mix!

grows older with every passing minute

flatters me... which is nice and for that he gets a lolly

it's up to us, cos no other bugger is doing it... who willpay? I'm sure if you tally the costs of trawling a kid through courts and "rehabilitative exercises" and ASBOs and their ilk, after all of this I'm sure we'd find that the cost to society is less if we actually put them through National Service. Prevention is always better than cure! it's not their problem though Rob it's everyones, because the little scrotes harrass the public, they vandalise private and public property, they steal forcing prices up, they have a massive impact on our lives whether we acknowledge them or just hope they go away if we ignore them... yes, but it's not working is it? kids are still bunking off school despite the laws that punish the parents for truancy, "chav" culture is on the up rather than disappearing, we've tried "just say no" they aint buying it.. also you're saying the law is there.. but surely that is advocating the police to do parenting for the trash that can't do it for themselves?

sold his sole to the devil quite what the devil wanted with the bottom of a mans foot is anyones guess...

I think it's safe to say that No-one is surprised at that.

unlike the Corrs who blame it on the weatherman

trouble is Rob it's generally the people who we don't like that NEED proper discipline and to learn respect. They're not getting it at home or at school.... where do you propose they should learn it? Jail? I'm not sure they've time to attend the lectures on proper behaviour in between Petty Crime 101 and Drug Pushing Ed

glue, woman...... GLUE!

decalred that khay is a tight fit.

some interesting points and if you want the other side of the coin it's Here what do you think, and while I recognise that on a web forum I'm more likely to get points of view that support gamers opinions rather than those opposing this stance, I would wonder if there are shades of grey on this matter in this messageboard.