The Fish

but we'd never accuse you of being a dirty Aussie

doesn't work any day, just turns up and sucks the life blood out of this country!!! or something a little less drama-queen..... esque I like the suffixe "esque" it makes me sound all.....edumacated

too many to mention, everything from phoning Metro Radio on New Years eve declaring my lack of sobriety at 15 to sleeping on my mam and dads garden bench because the thought of those stairs to my room was simply too daunting for me.. I woke up at about 7am sober and scared shitless.. "Where...the ....hell.... am I?"

is turning this thread a little too homo-erotic for my liking... and for that will be punished

quoted for truth

wishes I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't

piece of piss mate, sooner you realise it's like school the better. except the "teachers" are usually bigger dicks and know less about the job than you (who have just started) do. after a couple of weeks it'll become a routine and easy.

infers that it was, in fact, not yesterday.... which is a god-damned-hippy--rosewearing-ropeskipping-treehugging commie lie!

:lol:

once crept up behind an old woman who was sorting out change for the post office teller, popped a huge brown bag which was so shocking the old dear carped it. Then he took her place in the queue with a hearty "YOINK"

happy birthday [insert "something witty funny, cutting and caustic" here]

hasn't got fungal infection between his pendulous breasts

... the list goes on and on

:lol: swiftly followed by see it's you womens fault, I was nice.. but now? EEEEEEEvil

should teach me french so that I can woo the laydees over there aswell

erm nope not gonna happen I'll rhyme until the folk start clappin this is being resurrected and all your lives have been affected by this thread so undulating despite the frequent gesticulating of those who fail to see this pleasure it's the best way to spend your leisure

not sure of the ethics of it all, but it should be interesting.

this is probably the only place where a couple of those will be used.

but Cats make that noise when they're hacking up a furrball that just makes you want to stuff em in the microwave....

like girls in french frilly stuff I either wear boxers or nowt. I prefer the beast has space to roam, rather than couping him up in a wee cage

knows of my declaration... BLAST! is also caled Yahk in Dnaldrawkcab which is North of Australia

plays games with mens minds... HE'S EVIL I SAY!

should pass the word to that sniper kitty that though his prose was quite pretty he needs to see that I'm Top Cat his best has passed, he can't top that This thread is not for us to sit and fill with all this rhyming shit the point to spread the love and talk about the one above sorry kitty I beat you up I won the league, I've got the cup You run a tight ship and for that be proud but don't say you're better out loud cos you're wrong I'm right I'm great you're shite you're rhymings just a sin! but I am having of the win

Allow me