The Fish

I get ripped for reading comics, for still being infatuated with an ex, I get ripped for the large number of girls that I have had "relations" with, I get ripped for being really good mates with my dad. but then I rip everybody about everything, I am impossibly masoginistic and revel in awkward silences... I fucking love them.... so alls fair I suppose

got to be honest I don't fancy any of them much prefer women with a little bit less plastic and little bit more classic

was poorer dfor being without a Physic teacher called Mr Newcombe that's right a Mr Nukem teaching you physics... perhas this is why I'm not quite... normal.

is so right he can't be wrong

is not a bovarian mollusc

I've no photos of me... how about a witty remark instead?

so the woman at the local bar has had 7 kids and I'm bering honest here... I can't see how anyone could have fucked her....not even once... so quite how she's managed to pop off 7 fucking kids... is to me.... fucking random and worthy of this thread. thank you and goodnight.

missed my input and sold his sould to the "divil" to get it back.... now he must ask himself... was it really worth it?

brought a smile to my miserable mush tonight. you glorious prat

howay medina, you didn't give us much insight there marra

is not bernie cliftons real ostriche! but could possibly be Harold Bishops Ankle

I mailed Love in Action... funniest stuff I've read in ages. "You're funny....Parodies are Good... love and hugs Dave Watson" won't mean anything to them, but made me feel superior.... so that's nice.

doesn't realise I made a booboo

should tell SG that his pic aint working

knows how to survive around the central station were chav dodging isn't a sport for fun, but a matter of life or death

I'd rather we didn't have to lose to the mackems for Souness to go, but I think that if we do, he's gone now and that's not nessecarily a good thing. sack him just before the xmas window. never lose to the mackems

made a sentence which makes little or no sense, and for that... he should be ashamed

ye dag

should realise I was serenading his missus and not he... for I am the modern day Cassanova

can't stop this loving feeling, woh oh that lurving feeling

I think I occasionally see you in Dundees when the match is on like.

pakes the tiss

Got me there you big gallah, I'm gonna hop in ma "Ute" crack a "tinny" and throw another "Shrimp on the barby" and leave the intellectual conversations fer the clean people from the motherland, cos if I did anything else it'd just show my failings as a human being and bring up my heritage.... because I come from the loins of criminals and UK rejects. 6555[/snapback] a startling admission there Steve, but it must be nice to get it off your chest. ...."No worries"

is disrespecting my spellamering and callerising into question my intemellect