The Fish

ok, lock in with the local... when is it ok to mentuion that you would love to shag the landlords bird? cos I kept shtum, but a mate said, and I quote " Nee offence Dean, but your lass? She's fit as... and if she weren't.. you know... then it'd take a herd of crazy horses....and I'm not talking Bay City Rollers!" Now Dean laughed and smiled at Chris... but I wasn't sure that it was totally genuine... at what point of sobriety is ok to compliment friends on their chosend sexual parnters?

sorry antipodean boy, Daredevil Blows goats he'sawful.. almost as bad as the Hulk. I could not give a rats crap if he ever finally realises that his superpowers are, in fact, fucking shite!Compare his prowess to other heroes in his CITY.... Spidey has Daredevils atheleticism, more strength and also a precognition that Daredevil could have done with before blinking down all that handy toxic shit. MAtt Murdock is a cock, his "woe is me" attitude is annoying and a little ignorant of the benefits he's received! True he has more than one weapon in his arsenal (unlike Hulk) but if you're arch-nemesis doesn't actually have superpowers but is simply a big bloke in a white suit... and you (superpowered up to the hilt) can't take him down... there's something wrong with you. Kingpin? Spidey, Xmen, Fantastic Four, Blade, hell even the punisher would have schooled this clown ages ago, yet Matt Murdock, DareDevil, hero of Hells Kitchen can't take him down. DD is a big pile of jizzumy discharge!

reaches the parts that others posters can't

can't replace a battery

should be careful where he poops

I'd quite like a 12 point lead by Xmas?

This sort of thing?? 9882[/snapback] no that's nothing like the yellow face with the cloak flapping behind him while he looks super hero-ey

... yes indeedy

And Sarco the Splendifiourus strikes again

there's a lot of foreign students so I have to fit in

is missing the point, I'll be near to many of the Premiership teams... silly silly alex

oh, explain to me the point in Daredevil??? he's blind and his super powers? he can see with radar!

we kinda need a smiley ... yellow face, with cape fluttering behind him... looking all hero-ey

yes, you're right aren't you I'm Mr Sarcastic not you at all....

should know I'm going back down to Leeds this weekend(hence no NUFC season for me ) but I have stolen the application boklet for the awayday frivolities. :( :( :D if anyone needs a place to crash gimme an email and I can accomodate you. I am going to see what the liklihood of broadband at my house is going to be.. gotta run it past the other 6 people who live there... wow I think this is the longest ever (non-horticulturally quoting) post in an FPA thread

seriously.. no idea about name, but powers would be total control of mass and matter... to shape, create and destroy at my whim. joking around I'd be Sarcy-Boy and I'd use my ultimate powers of sarcasm to make people cry.....

should know that an MTM would be fine and dandy but needs to be soon cos I'm Leeds bound on saturday and will not have frequent Internet Access

made me chuckle.. in the same way the maniac does just before he drives a railroad spike through the screaming face of the token black man that added jive-talk to the proceedings/blonde bimbo that screams alot ....I'll be right back

I was parking at longbenton on the other side of the metro station (when it was basically a construction site) and I'd got pretty much the last legitimate space before the double yellow lines started, there was about enough room for half a car in front of me and no room behind, cos that guy had half a car's space to reverse and pull away if he wanted to leave before me... so when I get back from work at around four and find that some silly fecker had literally parked bumper to bumper with me in a Fiat Punto I was not best pleased, simply nor oom for me to get out what-so-ever... I did the only thing I could think of and climbed in, started the engine and gently forced that shitty little roller skate forward with my Dads Focus.. I guess I was a little steamed cos rather than simply making just enough space for me to get out... I kinda pushed that inconsiderate shoebox of a car fully into the double yellow lines before pulling away still a little mad, but quietly satisfied with my work. The best was yet to come as when I picked my sister up from that metro station I toottle along to that makeshift car park.. and I see the Punto, still there.... with a nice big Yellow Clamp upon it's wheel. I've never smiled so smugly in my life...

I open Internet explorer by clicking on the favourites, rather than having a homepage.

I'm worried about my nextdoor neighbour, she's old and I'm concerned.. what happens if she falls and there's no-one around... will she make a noise?

should know it's not in his eyes, thats just his charms it's not in his warm embrace, oh no, that's just his arms ...shoop shoop shoop etc etc and son on and so on

£rd rock from the Sun... good or bad... I can never quite make my mind up, certaqinly it's exceptional hangover tv but it's on too late at night.... decision decisions decisions

is often the person above and below me.... makes me the meat in a Southern Geordie Sandwiche... for that I thank him... but am also justifiably scared of him

never done it as I'm generally disqualified for one of the reasons stated above... and it's generally alcohol abuse. Guy at Uni was not permitted to donate sperm because of his drug use. I didn't think I'd be turned away but there were two men, that afternoon, with their tails between their legs and all their little guys accounted for. We were mocked for ages, the girls declaring that we can't even Give it away... kinda makes me cautious about donating anything...