The Fish

How dare you call me a humourist...wait a moment, thats not an insult...you flattererist! 32765[/snapback] How dare you complain about my flattery Complainist!

would be wise to wear very VERY dark glasses if he was to walk past my sister, the flares around an eclipse can blind!

e's a lahndahner noticed it's only people who live there currently who think it's anything but a shithole of gargantuan proportions? My mother lived there 25 years and thought it was a fucking dive.... it's the only time she's used that phrase so it must be pretty grim. 32758[/snapback] Two words: Stephen Lawrence. 32761[/snapback] two pints on the doorstep?

are you doubting my choice of mirth? HUMORIST!

e's a lahndahner noticed it's only people who live there currently who think it's anything but a shithole of gargantuan proportions? My mother lived there 25 years and thought it was a fucking dive.... it's the only time she's used that phrase so it must be pretty grim.

No, i defintiely blame his parents! And why a lunatic and a sheep were allowed to breed we may never know...oh wait i can't say that, its infringing animal rights! 32729[/snapback] I'm quoting this as a post which doesn't contain you blaming Souness 32750[/snapback]

You'd be quite attractive yourself if you had a head, body and personality transplant 32714[/snapback] I knew you fancied me!

sleep with drummers and you might get a rimshot

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ok so your sensibilities must infringe on mine? your ideologies and beliefs are somehow more improtant than mine? if you were truly truly offended by these jokes ask yourself a question, why did you look in the thread? you did so to begin this argument, you wanted to see what would offend you, so that you may be offended. I don't ask Chavs their opinion of me, I don't spit my dummy when other people on this board mock my weight, fashion sense, baldness etc. Each of which are in my opinion, as much as an indication of the man within as colour religion or nationality. My dad always told me "Listen to the music, not just the lyrics". [patronise] By that he meant that to look at not only what is said, but who says it, in what context and in which tone.[/patronise] The jokes in that thread were deliberately put into a specific thread which had clear warnings that you should not look if you're afraid you may be offended, you ignored that and as such can have no legal, moral or pedantic reasons to complain. I wouldn't let a 5yr old child watch a horror movie, then sue the distributor for upsetting the kid, I wouldn't smoke 40 a day then sue big tobacco for the lung cancer I get, I wouldn't wear a Newcastle Shirt in the middle of Sunderland and expect love and hugs from all and sundry! The minute you ignored the warning you gave up your right to bitch and whine. You remind me of all these idiots who come to the fore in this increasingly litigious society, all seeking someone to blame for their inadequacies, it's the companies fault I broke my knee, it's the governments fault I'm overweight, it's your fault my blood pressure increases to much that I have a coronary. take responsibilities for your actions, you looked somewhere you were warned not to. That was your CHOICE, as such you have no right to accuse others of infringing on your sensibilities. You chose to look and risk offence, those that posted jokes did not force them upon you. if you don't like cheese, don't buy pizza

you just can't help yourself can you!! first its colour and know thickness! your mother would be ashamed! 32709[/snapback]

am I the only one who thinks that perhaps his name is offensive aswell? I'm sure many people's "boss-types" would objkect to any mention of Asprillas Foreskin during office hours. I for one am appalled and want the name stricken from the member list, of course the poster is welcome to refer to himself as something else. How about "Little Miss Uptight" ? the jokes in the "Bad Taste" thread are ronseal, they do exactly what they say on the tin. If you are likely to be offended, don't look. It's insane that you peruse a thread when you know you will not enjoy the content... why not pop along to a sunderland site, then complain at the myriad of Anti-Newcastle threads... it makes you look a little foolish young man, I'd suggest you grow a little wiser and your skin a little thicker.

the ginger one would be stunning if she had a good nose job

Drug Fiend!!! 32346[/snapback] well it's the only logical way I could actually finish a race... so I guess you're right.

should know I'm now studying Psychology, Sociology AND Philosophy I reckon if I stack enough bollocks in my head, I'll be able to erase the memory of my sister and her fiance with their cans out, his were bigger than hers... and she's a ... ahem... whey she's a tad overweight shall we say...

has a fairly casualy relationship with grammar

you're the antipodean alcohol abstinator Cath is a ledge (in more ways than one) JJ is quite simply a good lad with an unfortunate haircut. Peasepud is a very very tall pervert Boyo is a bad influence on all and sundry Jill scares me

I'm guessing andy will be pissed off with ASDA selling his flags...

it used to be ace, but I got less and less drunk and with sobriety came an inability to rhyme or even make sense.

this will produces guffaws of derision but I don't care I use Trevor Sorbins "Hair thickening" Shampoo and I don't care what you say

look it's fine if you feel that by mocking my style you somehow cover up your own fashion faux pas... it's really ok but one of you is Bald (and I don't mean receding I mean, you're bothered by hens trying to hatch your napper!), one is fat and a manc and the other is fat and ginger. glass houses, stones, etc. etc. tbh

me beating a small chinese guy in a long race, but instead of just the long race, the other racers dropped out when the allotted distance was covered me and the chinese guy kept going until one of us dropped... he gave up and I ran off to celebrate with my running coach, Mr Samuel L Jackson. weird.

obsessive tbh jesus wept

you were simply jealous of my lyrical styles. .... so we still haven't worked out who Sima is/was/will be? apart from being a little foolish.

has made me wonder how he has information purtaining to my sexual congress with the big red bouncy momma ball?