The Fish

shakes it cos he can't break it jeezus, this slowed up after I left didn't it!

shellfish bastards... tricking us all into thinking we were listening to the sea, but NoooOOoo it's just the wind whistling about inside.. they deserve every prophecy they GET!

I agree

I'm in a house that has... brace yourselves lads SKY SPORTS it's the holy grail of student tv, 24 hour sports, football for the most part, even if it's AzabeijanU19's Vs Kyrgystan Women, it's still fucking ACE BISCUITS in fact, balls to you lot I'm off home to watch it now.

knows a girl that not only is blonde and nymphomaniacal, but also understand computers? is either a liar or a God

surely it's the responsibility of the parents to discipline their children from day 1, they should have been taught to respect adults and figures of authority. Like Teachers, Policemen and even other members of their community. I don't condone corporal punishment in schools because it's too open to abuse, if you excuse the pun. I agree with Bootcamps, but not the belt. I'm an advocate of national service and I'm and stopic supporter of prevenetion rather than punishment. In my opinion, once it gets to the stage where you have to physically beat an adult, then it's too late

is welcomer than a nympho blonde girl at a LAN party

Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy

Should go Here and have fun for thirty seconds no it's not Michael Jacksons hard-drive ...ewwwwww "hard-drive"....

depends on the environment and company some days I'm content with a Britvic55 Orange, most days I'll have a lager of mediocre strength and taste, some days I won't touch that plastic brand shit and I'll insist on Erdinger or the like, others I'll just have the Double vodka Lime and Lemonade, and of course when we're sitting on the stoop of our new house celebrating the whole "moving in" thing, I like to sip Courvoissier from a brandy glass while smokoing a Cigar and having some of that Garlic "Tear and Share" bread

should know Leeds is actually a pretty nice city. should also be aware that I'm in student area, which obviously means an over-abundance of "Sunshine Sheilas"

I have to say that I've met a fair few French people and by a fair few I don't mean I've once asked a Parisian for directions to the Louvre. Holidaying in France pretty much every year and school trips there have given me the chance to view our Gallic cousins a little more objectively. I've been all over france (though rarely anywhere in the north) from Marseille to Monaco, Paris to ...somewhere in the east of france that handily begins with a 'p' on the whole I've found them to be arrogant, sleazy, xenophobic, ignorant and selfish. while I agree that this doesn't mean that all French people conform to this, it could just be the men and women that I have met and perhaps I attract that kind of people, but then surely I'd have the same opinion of other nationalities? perhaps it's my character that has garenered this response from the French that I've met. but I think the more likely scenario is that they're all whiney, sleazy chicken-shit bastards On the bright side, I found Italians to be polar, one minute they love you, the next they hate you, they never seemed apathetic about anybody... which I like. They didn't seeme overly bothered about the fact my italian is awful, but the french seemed genuinely offended that my accent was poor, despite my ability with french is far far greater than my ability to speak italian. Despite stereotype I found the Russians to be warm and genuinely funny people, wich flies in the face of the stereotypical stoic hard people. what was interesting was the way different peoples have different stereotypes of different nations, also how different people are when you meet them... on their home turf as it were.

it sucks it's doubtful I'll ever get to legend status, cos I'm not allowed to spam... at all.... whatsoever. ou're all against me.. I know... I can tell and this isn't spam!

is being replied to from the far flung reaches of space, time and reason... or LEEDS dum dum dummmmmmmmm huzzah for library intenet access at all godawful tims of the day

will accept my well wishes with grace, which all the praise and platitudes will not do justice.

everybody and anybody who has been made famous through "Reality T.v." no talent, no charisma no point. bands like "One True Voice" make itharder for bands with genuine ability tomake it big. those people and the "actors" who perform solely in romantic comedies....they do this because they can't actually act...

A monkey with a banjo... kitchen utensils that you never use, but hang there collecting sdust until... well until you dust them.

might not realise that this could very well be the very last post I make in this thread for over a fortnight.... I brought tinned meat and plenty of batteries boys... everything's gonna be ok.

it depends how you approach it, if it's a half arsed email "Have you got..." instead of a big lie style "I'm doing a project on nations and nationailty as part of my a-level sociology".... whoever saids cheats never prosper obviously is just a bitter person who finished second but claimed a "moral" vitcory..

microphone headedness not making a come back then sassenach?

"Well sure Henry scored, but I think we should focus on the fluke that bounced off Shola's arse is far more worthy of our punditry" Mark Lawrenson "Not really bothered about a big wage I just want to play for my local club and do my best for the area that has been so kind to me in the past." Any Young Player.

bas·tard Pronunciation Key (bstrd) n. A child born out of wedlock. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. Slang. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable. (Bluestar) adj. Born of unwed parents; illegitimate. Not genuine; spurious: a bastard style of architecture. Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such.

"Wanna be in my gang my gang my gang"

you need to stop... for your own sake.

...No and frankly I'm insulted.