The Fish

alex= t00nraider

the middle one out of Hanson

surely you're now just SPAM-ing tbh

jesus wept

not really tbh. it's all sounding a bit like a jizzfest

my mates mam

is mighty strong, able to beat someone with batleships I mean I may beat somebody in a game of battleships... but never with one...

alreet, whats going in this thread?

would dice with Death and cheat

should note that of the time of posting I wa awake at 4:28 am, this shows commitment to the cause, ignorance of duty and apathy towards the norm. G'night Khay, or should I say G'morning

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durdan Val Kilmer - Doc Holiday (Tombstone) Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator... Dame Judi Dench- "M" Johnny Depp - Captain Sparrow and many many more.

smacks the pony

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley Block Rocking Beats - Chemical Brothers Freddy Kreuger - Reuben Don't stop me now - Queen You do something to me- Paul Weller

Hi Dave, my name's William. I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system. Is this weird or freak ass?? 29445[/snapback] it's always ALWAYS red Wellingtons

cannot abide "musical" tunes, Lloyd Webber shite.... he trots out the most trite obvious petty little tunes ever produced and yet thousands flock to the theatres to see the latest"original" work. everything else has it's place, even thrash metal and happy hardcore... it's all degrees on a scale. but Musical... that's just shit, it's like ti's written by an A-level music student who wants to be emotive... I'm a bit of a musci snob, any band who gets more than a hundred fans at their gig has sold out

Hi my Names Dave, if you ever want to chat about your WEIRD, FREAK ASS FANTASIES ... just gimme a call mmmmmmkay?

wishes he was a little bit taller, wishes he was a baller, wishes he a girl who looked good... he would call her

I'm not funny

will have to make do with lesser men now as I'm off for lunching and munching. I might have a greggs... yes, they have them down here... they even have pubs... my life is so sweet

just said something shallow and pedantic

is jealous of my student stylings

I wake up when the phone rings, so if nee bugger calls me I don't wake up until around 3ish pm student life is the life for me.

danced the light fandango

is going to regret the day he bought those testicular clamps, for that clamping procedure he vaunts so much is actually just as easily performed with the finger and thumb of a female Orangatan

is a deluded man, whose predication to suggest homosexuality in others, is clearly a thinly disguised attempt to obfuscate his own sexual proclivity