The Fish

Absolution - Muse

Blimey

Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 80 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty ut oh

should beeat it beat it, beeeat it beat it (ad infinitum)

congratulations mate, he looks to have a decent left foot and I'm sure it's something you'll culture

I got a pair of khaki ones useful for dossing about the house in, but I wouldn't wear them anywhere other than maybe the beach if it's hot

He had a heart attack, knocked over a bowl of oranges and died on the kitchen floor. Only to resurface in the OC about 15 years later. 47334[/snapback] He popped into the West Wing as well

can't stop the rain

Not me, I leave that to pedantic twats like Alex. 46730[/snapback]

Robin Hood : Men in Tights The best Robin Hood film ever. Fact. "I challenge you to a duel" thwap "I accept"((>CLANG<)) Mel Brooks is genius

weren't you mocking my spelling? I'm not one of those wacky wacky, "lets steal a shopping trolley" students, nor do I go out every tuesday and get utterly shitfaced simply because it's £2.00 for a double vodka redbull. I don't go on Pubcrawls dressed as a crazee hilarious character from the movies beginning with the same letter as my last name. I don't like being pidgeon-holed, and while this inevtiably means I'm going to have the piss taken, at least it should hammer home that I'm not a sloany bastard, or a pikey chav. I'd rather be precious than stuck in either or those groups tbh.

ah come on, I might have bitten in this thread, but I'm a long way short of coming anywhere close to the level of twatfullness that AF displays. and anyway, this thread is pretty much tailor made to wind me up... so a little consideration wouldn't be out of order.

happy to help lads.

can't help myself alex, this bugs me. for what ever reason it gets under my skin. and I know that the more I type the worse it gets and the more fun you have, but I truly can't help myself... so fill your boots, hell even rename this the "GF spat his dummy" thread..

I await the inevitable "Dummy spitting" remarks from Gemmil et al, with anticiaption and glee

If I was Daddy I'd be asking for a refund from your posh as feck school. 46672[/snapback] my posh as feck school? wow, you don't do your research do you? If I was Daddy I'd be teaching you that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, nor the blurb on the back.

git

It doesn't follow that at the end of the degree I'll be incapable of getting a decent job simply because my degree has limited vbocational applications. I've experience and capability in an office-role, and that is my back up. yeah I bit at this thread, but I'm not a fan of being put in the same bracket as the wanker students. those that have met me will know I'm not like that at all I'm an entirely different caliber of wanker. it's just one of those generalisations that really winds me up, like AF with his attitude towards northerners, the pseudo-feministas who strut about defaming all men, the anti-west diatribe that pours out of some of the sandal wearing hippy fuckers that populate the local shisha (sp?) cafe's

doesn't know how bored I am

frankly I can't undewrstand the anti-student sentiment. There are arseholes that are students, but they'd be arseholes whether they were students, fishermen or farmers. The work I do here is far more challenging and stretching than anything I've done outside of study. Of course it may not be directly applicable in the world of work, but studying for a degree cannot surely be simply measured on the subject of study, it's also the effort and application, meeting deadlines etc. etc. p.s. Renton, my spelling may be poor at times, but I assure you that it's more likely my fingetrs have let me down, rather than any real inability to spell the word... or it's a word I rarely come across, like Joss Sticks... I wouldn't know one if it licked my nutsack. It along with the 38hrs a day jibe was obviously for effect rather than anything else. but if we're still beating on students that's fine, as I've said before, I'd rather 20 knobhead students than 20 knobhead chavs

must be doing an incredibly shoddy degree if the title of the essay contains the word "banter"

Particularly those who have the fucking nerve to call those earning a living and paying taxes 'lazy'....... 43668[/snapback] ah yes cos I've never worked a day in my life have I? I expend more effort at University than I have done anywhere else, everything from shelf stacking, bar-work, call centre and general admin! but of course non-students think we spend all day watching trisha and smoking josticks cos they're all working 38hrs a day, 8 days a week down 't' mill, and pay 't' mill owner f' t' privilege. oh .... no.... wait... they spend their entire day faffing about on t'interweb casting calumnies about those of us who went to Uni. my that's a pretty glass house you've got there Craig

lazy admin tbh

that's what comes from a 9.00 lecture on reason and argument except when the American Lecturer plays Shania Twain while he waits for everyone to get in and get settled.

I've got the V3 and it does a job, it doesn't have video recording function, but to be honest I use video for about a week after getting a new phone, then remember why I bought a phone in the first place and use it for phonecalls and text messages. got mine for £40 cos I'm a cheeky bastard