The Fish

has a fairly casualy relationship with grammar

you're the antipodean alcohol abstinator Cath is a ledge (in more ways than one) JJ is quite simply a good lad with an unfortunate haircut. Peasepud is a very very tall pervert Boyo is a bad influence on all and sundry Jill scares me

I'm guessing andy will be pissed off with ASDA selling his flags...

it used to be ace, but I got less and less drunk and with sobriety came an inability to rhyme or even make sense.

this will produces guffaws of derision but I don't care I use Trevor Sorbins "Hair thickening" Shampoo and I don't care what you say

look it's fine if you feel that by mocking my style you somehow cover up your own fashion faux pas... it's really ok but one of you is Bald (and I don't mean receding I mean, you're bothered by hens trying to hatch your napper!), one is fat and a manc and the other is fat and ginger. glass houses, stones, etc. etc. tbh

me beating a small chinese guy in a long race, but instead of just the long race, the other racers dropped out when the allotted distance was covered me and the chinese guy kept going until one of us dropped... he gave up and I ran off to celebrate with my running coach, Mr Samuel L Jackson. weird.

obsessive tbh jesus wept

you were simply jealous of my lyrical styles. .... so we still haven't worked out who Sima is/was/will be? apart from being a little foolish.

has made me wonder how he has information purtaining to my sexual congress with the big red bouncy momma ball?

this is a very very odd thread. well done

no it's not, it's offerig a polar opinion. oh and alex I don't know who alex betjemen is so... I guess you've got me there... crome domer

likes to create discomfort amongst new parents

mispelt "Sainted"

and alex is old as fuck, which gives him an insight into male pattern baldness, and the misguided belief that everythread will be improved by his participation

but rarely a direct descendant...

packs said fudge

to suggest that perhaps noone ever speaks any sense ever, we're just all too self obsessed and deluded to think otherwise

because there are levels to it and that those that have direct influence over the mdeia may want to spin public perception a certain way, and those who want those who want that spin to think they've spun that spin correctly without realising it is, in fact, they who have been spun.

I didn't berate opinions or beliefs Sima... you did and the point about the analogies... I'm mocking your presumption that simply because I haven't had a pet, discounts opinions on them... you've just backed that up yourself... you really are one of Jesus' special children aren'tcha

if big brother has an agenda he has an agenda and there is little anything can be done to stop him. if big brother truly wanted to exert full and total control it would be possible, without even letting the populace know. what are people so terririfed of anyway? that we'll live in a dictatorial state where we have no choices or possibilities?

I said I wasn't going to say any of those things firstly because they're not true secondly because it's damned disrespectful and thirdly because you'll batter me three ways from sunday if I did... p.s. oooooh if you could, tell Jodie to text me as I may have dropped my old phone in the bath and lost all my numbers...

that's it though Rob they're all estimates, which means they guess at the numbers by taking the number they catch and multipying it a little. I know that may are against it, but the benefits to this country by the introduction of ID cards and bio-metric security on credit/debit cards far outweighs the cost. legal and proper immigration weighs little upon the mind of john smith, it's the illegal immigrants who come across, selling heroine to six year olds, whilst pimping out twelve years olds who are really strapped up suicide bombers... in all seriousness sometimes we need a little bit of Big brother watching over us... civil liberties are all well and good as long as those with them are using them civilly and in the pursuit of liberty...

of course I didn't, but that's the point, if I had felt the same way when Dillon died I would have been all in favour of Pud spending hours chasing down a cat with Diabetes instead of saying, whey lad... go get a different one from the cattery sorry Sima, but your point is pointless, Catmag loves her cats and I'm not going to say she's wrong, or stupid or desperate or owt, because that's her opinion, her choice and her life... if Cath, a staunch cat-lover, can disagree without dismissing my opinons, why can't you? I enjoy pets company, I think they're entertaining and affectionate, but I just don't get as attached to them as others. p.s. my analogys were not rubbish, they just proved a point about your ridicyulous claim that simply because I hadn't experienced a pet first hand I couldn't have an opinion on it. can you have an opinion on "non-pet-ownership" unless you had never owned a pet? or course not, now go to bed little man

be a student on Orange network... costs about £2.50 at most cinemas then...