The Fish

I've got cartoon characters on my tie and everything

I'm mental, I am

I always use limewire for music (whose creators have given me their express permission) never have any problems

I was bliddy asked by Craig! not as random as it could have been, nor as wacky.

Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it.

alex... you are a miserable sod aren'tya?

should get Postal Service stuff it's ace biscuits.

Who needs wool GF, it's summer! On a sad note and a bit of a home truth, I haven't seen my dad for 15 years now. Not after the last time he punched seven bells out of my family and I. I think he's up for parole in about 5 years time but thanks for bring up that painful memory. I'll make sure my mum knows you were asking about how good our family is next time I go visit here in the nursing home she has had live in since the last time we saw my father. 59308[/snapback]

whats this? Egg whites? are you trying to kill me? MAKE IT AGAIN I love family guy and when my child is old enough to learn words I'm going to teach him Stewie quotes... oh good night hippy boy, make sure you put the incense candle out before you fall asleep, it's liable to burn your wigwam down... fucking hippy

howay Sammynb, admit it, your family tree has no forks in it. your mam and dad met at a family reunion!! your dad gives you a lift to school, because he attends the same year! your grandad died and left everything to his widow, but she can't touch it till she's fourteen. you can get fresh sheep wool from your belly button and wear velcro gloves to bed.

there's crow and I know he's outside, but it's really fucking dark, so I can't see him, so I plan to wait for a passing comet or low flying helicopter to either scare him off, or at least reveal his location. once I know ehere he is I can stop thinking about that Simpsons episode where Bart is the Raven from Edgar Allen Poe's poem.

made my joke, but without the subtlety or grace that I employed. silly hippy

Why is hippy boy serenading me? help... Offspring is finished and now I'm officially concerned. I'm close to losing bowel control...

you know, it's odd, for a hippy to have such pent up homophobia... perhaps you're not quite settled into the whole "scene" yet. why not watch some Top Gun, it might bring that fear out from within. don't worry kiddo I'm sure that "papa" will understand and will welcome you with open arms, he wouldn't turn away you, whether you want to be his son OR his daughter. Famous Sammynb quotes "Ah'd like t' intr'duce you to my wife and my sister......Here she is" "Ah've bin married three timesan' ah still gots the same damn in-laws." He lit a match in the bathroom and his house exploded right off it's wheels.

has convinced me I should approach the BBC for a grant so that I may perform with some degree of comfidence upon the great stages in Britain, nay, the world I want to be a Thespian! mainly because they get all the best dungaree/boot combinations.... AND they're more likely to get a chance to play a CGI fish in a major Pixar animation about finding a Roman emporer under water, when he's actually in the dentists all along.

I am listening to the Offspring and that means you can't upset me I like their happy carefree ditties so ner

...Liquid...? FUCKING LIQUID! you need to grow up and avoid that shit hole like the fucking plague. if anyone ever tells you it's anything but an utter dive, spit in their face and turn around twice, citing two hail mary's and one hows your father. it's the grubbiest little hovel on the Bigg Market, and that's saying something, their idea of a good time is to turn down everything but the bass on the "choonz" that spill out through the cracks in the wall caused by the seemingly endless application of pubescent stomach acid. couldn't give a shit about most bars in town, but this one is an absolute fucking disgrace. You'd be better off on a park bench imho

hu hu hu you're from down under hu hu hu are you from Queensland fnah hu hu hu cos that'd make you a queen

There's a chance he'll get the firing squad. Won't happen like, but 15 years hard labour in a nam prison might finish him off. 59232[/snapback] Hope he goes to prison tbh, fucking sick cunt. I don't see why he would need to molester kids if he is a celeb, there's shit loads of lasses that would love to just shag a celeb, doesnt need to gaan and fuck kids the nonce. 59233[/snapback] Jesus wept. 59240[/snapback] Nonce 59243[/snapback] New. Favourite. Poster. Ever. Fact

you do the shake and vac and put the freshness back, do the shake and vac and then wipe your arse on the hearth rug like a bad dog!

.. darn you Lou-annabellafontaine queen of the ?"huh"? now I gotta go back downstairs and make myself a real cuppa tea after seeing that one. oh and Hippy boy, you should know that I'm standing in your house Dressed as a mime, my beret at a jaunty angle with a stiletto dagger dancing through my nimble fingers a bloodied smile 'pon my face and the severed limb of a family pet stuck 'twixt my teeth. I'm softly singing "Where have all the Cowboys gone" by Paula Cole and I'm coming to cut your hippy face off

can't tie his own laces and employs a cadre of highly trained woodlice to undertake the simple feat ...I made a pun... and must admit a permitted a titter to pass 'twixt my lips.

shoulda known hippy boy was lurking

that's sweet of you. ok now that you're my servant I need you to come make me a brew, and a toasted sarny... oooh and find something to warm me hands up cos I've just fingerless cycling gloves and they're cold... a nice mug of tea would be nice... oh but you're already doing that. lucky day you only have to do two things now yay fer you!

YAY huzzah, pip pip and yipity fucking doo daa finished my report with over 12 hours to spare! well... now I've got hours and hours of playlists, so I can't really use that as an excuse to not do work... how the bloody hell am I going to procrastinate now? oh dear.. this is troubling