The Fish

went all gung ho at christmas ... too many dj's for my liking

I want to take a year off (no jokes, I know I'm a pikey student, but all this lying around is hard on an old man like me!) drive from the north off NY state down to the top end of Florida, drive west to californian coast, then up to Seattle, finally hang a right and pop in and out of the Canadian border all the way back to the north east coast of america cost about £10,000 and take me ages and I'll need a couple of mates to do it with, but the plans are already in motion etc. if anyone fancies adding to the "Dave needs a fucking holiday" fund it'd be much appreciated!

Adolf Hitler?

enjoys nothing more than a good steak slapped across his lower back while a Voodoo priest rubs his crotch in Sammynb's face muttering the words to "God Save the Queen" in Hindu

He sounds like a dodgy clairvoyant. 37252[/snapback] He's a medium, it says so on the label on his underpants. TAXI! 37254[/snapback] how you can even look people in the eyes after a joke like that is beyond me my sister is well into MH, it's a joke to me like... she keeps trying to convince me it's real... but I keep asking her if it was real why haven't they got someone a little more credible to front the show... Yvette Fielding? Jesus wept FFS tbh

36825[/snapback] what are you laughing at AF? you're always mistaken for a man. (thankyou Vasquez)

see you deny your illness... and as we all know denial is the first sign of guilt. Gol, is there any chance of a "GINGA" smiley... I've a feeling we might need one.

I'd put Craig Bellamy on a Bus to the Gallowgate and have play alongside Owen, but I guess that's never gonna happen so instead I'll revert to type and call for Freddy's resignation and Souness' sacking.

* "Rooney is from Liverpool and everyone from that city has a chip on their shoulder, so if an injustice is done to him on the pitch, of course he is going to react" - Sir Alex Ferguson.

Male pattern baldness victim tbh. 36636[/snapback] hows the toxic leak son? oh and I'd rather have no hair than your hair tbh

most of the threads seem to be either you defending the thread or people mocking it. guess you're right though and I'm just being a dick cos I've a chip on my shoulder. bliddy bumpkins

never really cared, probably middle class though. it's all relative though also Gemmil is Ginger

over my head? that's a good one, in a thread about chips on shoulders... actually only a very very small section of London can claim to be cockerny, those born within the sounds of the Bow Bells, but I'm sure as a genius and social commentator of talent and poise, you'd know this already. AF, this thread just acts a reminder of differences, which is surely not your intent? if it is a genuine question, then it's a pretty pointless one. You may as well have asked if everyone has a functioning set of lungs. you really are a pointless little man

what the hell is this? this whole "Do you have a chip on your shoulder", does this not simply mean "Do you have prejudice" yes... everyone does... sometimes it's not extreme prejudice, but everybody makes decisions and colors their reactions depending on the perception of aesthetics of the person. it could be the accent, the color, the weight, the baldness whatever... EVERYBODY does this, so I really don't understan the point of this thread.. it seems to be AF wanting people to talk to him and not looking upon this cockerny wanker with the utter contempt all southerners deserve... Steves the worst, he's an uber southerner...

should be trumpeted as the bringer of light, the harbinger of joy and the purveyor of potato chips

if the beer was strong enough to affect Superman, surely it would knocked a mere mortal out with but a whiff, and if this is the case I seriously doubt whether you would get a license to sell it, especially from a Hotel bar.

should be aware that no other human, or eart dwelling creature that I can think of has luminous poo

hpybdy stv

pooed in a hungarian mollusc foundation's charity box

fair point doo doo dudooo

I only really go to read my articles

cheers one an all, and mancy, the only reason it sounds gay is because it went through a fat gay manc muffler when you read it. you have that affect on things mate

I've been to matches at SJP and have had no trouble with an Australian accent. I've been amazed how welcome I have been made to feel even though I'm not English. All the Geordies I've met have all been great people. It must be because I'm not a cunt I guess. 33462[/snapback] can't be that mate

the really crazy thing is that we reckon he is the landlord that the "League of Gentlemen" boys had when they were at Leeds... I swear he shouted upstairs "Ello Daave" in the same voice... I nearly shat a Ostriche!