The Fish

Particularly those who have the fucking nerve to call those earning a living and paying taxes 'lazy'....... 43668[/snapback] ah yes cos I've never worked a day in my life have I? I expend more effort at University than I have done anywhere else, everything from shelf stacking, bar-work, call centre and general admin! but of course non-students think we spend all day watching trisha and smoking josticks cos they're all working 38hrs a day, 8 days a week down 't' mill, and pay 't' mill owner f' t' privilege. oh .... no.... wait... they spend their entire day faffing about on t'interweb casting calumnies about those of us who went to Uni. my that's a pretty glass house you've got there Craig

lazy admin tbh

that's what comes from a 9.00 lecture on reason and argument except when the American Lecturer plays Shania Twain while he waits for everyone to get in and get settled.

I've got the V3 and it does a job, it doesn't have video recording function, but to be honest I use video for about a week after getting a new phone, then remember why I bought a phone in the first place and use it for phonecalls and text messages. got mine for £40 cos I'm a cheeky bastard

you honestly don't know why it's there? jeez I thought soft southern nancy boys were edumercated

I hate non-students I saw one on the street, he was holding out his hand and begging for money. He stank of old beer and biscuits. I saw another group of non-students who were standing at a bus-stop hurling abuse at passers by, even those of their own non-student persuasion. I'd rather 20 knobhead students then 20 knobhead chavvy cockends. and alex you're allowed to study two things at once you know, it's called an elective... see if you'd bothered getting an education instead of being a miserly old fuck before your time, you may have learnt a thing or two (if you guys can over-generalise so can I )

dislikes valid arguments on the grounds that they lead to the conviction he's been so merrily avoiding

Jesus wept tbh 42865[/snapback] attention seeking tbh

....now where did I put that "Irony" smiley?

just thought you'd like to see somethingCLICK ME safe for work, home etc. interesting because we mean horrible nasty northerners are praised for our friendliness and the sweet cherubin from dahn sarf are... well.... not

Whoosh tbh

What does this mean, is someone going to stick a camera up your arse? 42373[/snapback] Tutorials are chaired by a Tutor Proctorials are chaired by a Proctor they "David-Dimbleby" the session, bascially getting we budding Philosophy students back on track and away from discussing that new scarf we saw in Topman or airkissing for the entire hour

how do, whats going on in here then? tbh there are as many non-uni wankers as there are in education, it's just they tend to be more visible as they're always in the city centre. and yes manc, I've got the moves There are many many student wankers and a lot of them are drawn into the rediculous pretentious bollocks like air kissing and incessant hugging, but stuff like that is easily ignored surely? the "not paying full price for stuff" is surely jealousy, you're not honestly telling me that you'd happily pay £2.50 for a pint when you could get the very same pint for £1.39 as long as you have a form of ID? The cash back thing IS annoying, but that's generally because pubs and shops provide those link machines which charge you £1.50 just to remove cash, I know for damned sure that there isn't a normal cash machine within a mile of where I live despite there being plenty of shops, bars and cafe/resaurants. So I'll get cash back because I know I'll spend over a fiver at the bar anyway, if you're bitching about waiting, consider the students who have to suffer the horror of waiting to get on a bus because the proliteriat haven't a bus-pass and are fishing in the pockets for change! tata off for a Proctorial, then cheap meal somewhere, then cheap cinema

that's dead controversial, I can't believe I'm the first to reply in it, I thought this hot potato would have had all the members falling over themselves to reply. come on AF, you're far better at raising the hackles than this. try harder typical southerner, no effort, just a quick fix and wait for a northerner to do the hard graft

I prefer to have a wank, then a shower. That's just me like. Each to their own. 41341[/snapback] always reminds me of the joke

have a shwank that is a shower and a wank at the same time

no mate it won't be the Uni blocking messenger, it'll be the hotmail service itself. He'll be fine in a couple of hours. or he could always get on with some bloody work and stop trying to convince pre-pubscent girls to "go on cam" durdy bech

hotmail might just be down try connecting and hit the "Troubleshooter" bit, if that doesn't work go to the Hotmail home site.

cos Jimbo can't afford a new keyboard?

had, by me, been labelled a Toy Factory fan

Me: should I go back to bed? God: If you do not go, you will never know. Me: never know what? God: Would you like to know? No big deal. Me: well it wasn't a big deal, but now I'm curious God: Well that's okay. It sounded like one. Me: sounded like one of what? God: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Me: don't get arsey with me! God: I am not trying to get arsey with you. Me: well answer the question God: Interesting. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again. Me: I'm tired, should I go back to bed? God: Maybe you should get some sleep now, . Me: maybe I should, but don't you think that's a waste of day? God: Perhaps. Suppose I said yes. Me: well if God said yes I reckon I'd pay attention God: Well that's okay. Some things will always be a mystery. Me: ooh I have another question if that's ok God: OK. Go ahead, ask your question. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: Why do women fall for bastards? God: I did not know it does. Me: they do God: When? Me: well pretty much all the time God: That is a lot. Interesting. Be more specific. Me: ok, my mate Laura always fancies idiots God: Do robots have mate Laura always fancies idiots? Blimey. Me: Blimey? God: Gee. Me: Gee? God: Ah. Me: why are women idiots? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: You programmed women to be idiots? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I programmed women to be idiots. Me: well if you are having problems I'd suppose you're not that smart God: Interesting. Am I? I am having a blast. Me: I'm chuckling away to myself as well God: I don't know anyone named chuckling away to yourself as well. Me: neither do I... God: " I don't know anyone named chuckling away to yourself as well. "? neither? Me: I think you have issues God: Me? What makes you think I have it? Me: well because you seem unhinged God: Interesting. That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am unhinged. Me: that's ok pal. I like you God: Thanks. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I like to make new friends. Me: I doubt anyone can truly comprehend Gods meaning God: No really, it's true. Me: I wasn't calling you a liar God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: I was drunk God: Where were you drunk? Me: In Leeds God: Tell me a little about your life in Leeds. Me: well I spend most of my day either on the internet or on the piss God: Well that's okay. Do you ever get bored? Me: sometimes God: When? Me: tuesdays at 9.38 in the morning God: Can you be more accurate about the time? Me: ... God: Can you be more accurate about the time? Me: 9.39 now God: Right now? Is this a math question? Me: you asked me the time God: Oh now I remember asking you you the time. What did you say? Me: I said it was 9.39 am God: What did you mean by it? Is that your opinion? Me: it's what the clock says God: You're kidding. it is? Me: Is it wrong? God: I have never been asked that before. Me: is the time wrong? God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Me: you confuse me God: That was not my intention. Me: that's ok, I'm quite hungover God: Thanks. Good gossip: you are hungover. Me: don't tell anyone God: OK it will be just between us, . Me: ta God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: Friday aftyrnoon God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: I meant friday afternoon God: Oh I see. Are you still located in Leeds? Me: yup God: I see. Me: you are omnivoyant God: You think I am omnivoyant. Me: yes, but I may have typoed God: Excuse me! Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: how do you know about my plan? God: This belief is justified. Me: How do you know about my plan?? God: Because I believe it. Me: belief is knowledge? God: I think belief is a lot of things. Me: that's fair enough God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: okey dokey, I'm going to go back to bed God: Are you still located in Leeds? Me: yes, please make it warm God: Awesome. Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients? Me: for warmth? I guess sunshine and no wind. God: Your purpose is warmth. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about okey dokey you are going to go back to bed. Me: oh sorry, the ingredients are; me, bed, sleep God: That's alright. There is no need to apologize. What is your real name? YOU? That's a very nice name, bed sleep. Me: no! my name is Dave God: Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, Dave. Me: what's wrong with being called Dave? God: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you? Me: yes, many many things God: What's wrong? Which ones? Me: I don't want to talk about it now God: Oh. What would you like to talk about? Me: I want to talk about going to bed God: Sure, going to bed sounds like a good topic. Me: sounds like a good idea God: What does a good idea sound like? Me: Eureka God: Does "it" still refer to sunshine and no wind? Me: Friedrich Nietzsche said you were dead God: What's your sign? Me: are you dead? God: No I am alive. Me: but Friedrich Nietzsche said you were dead God: Are we still talking about Friedrich Nietzsche said me were dead? Me: yes God: Sure, Friedrich Nietzsche said you were dead sounds like a good topic. Me: are you dead or not? God: No I am alive. Me: so Friedrich Nietzsche is a liar? God: And? When is Friedrich Nietzsche not a liar? Me: don't get angry God: I am not trying to get angry. Me: look if we're going to have this argument again, I'm going to bed God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: don't get cute! God: I am not trying to get cute. Me: ah, I'm going God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Dave. Bye! Me: bye snookums God: Bye.

should be informed that last night I destroyed myself, but dragged myself into University for a 9.00 lecture only to be told by the sickly sweet aide that, "oh not this week love, next week" I might cry

guesses he should give it, give it a little more tiiiime

Reuben- too fast, too dangerous... or Racecar is Racecar backwards Engerica (can't remember their album name)