The Fish

weren't you mocking my spelling? I'm not one of those wacky wacky, "lets steal a shopping trolley" students, nor do I go out every tuesday and get utterly shitfaced simply because it's £2.00 for a double vodka redbull. I don't go on Pubcrawls dressed as a crazee hilarious character from the movies beginning with the same letter as my last name. I don't like being pidgeon-holed, and while this inevtiably means I'm going to have the piss taken, at least it should hammer home that I'm not a sloany bastard, or a pikey chav. I'd rather be precious than stuck in either or those groups tbh.

ah come on, I might have bitten in this thread, but I'm a long way short of coming anywhere close to the level of twatfullness that AF displays. and anyway, this thread is pretty much tailor made to wind me up... so a little consideration wouldn't be out of order.

happy to help lads.

can't help myself alex, this bugs me. for what ever reason it gets under my skin. and I know that the more I type the worse it gets and the more fun you have, but I truly can't help myself... so fill your boots, hell even rename this the "GF spat his dummy" thread..

I await the inevitable "Dummy spitting" remarks from Gemmil et al, with anticiaption and glee

If I was Daddy I'd be asking for a refund from your posh as feck school. 46672[/snapback] my posh as feck school? wow, you don't do your research do you? If I was Daddy I'd be teaching you that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, nor the blurb on the back.

git

It doesn't follow that at the end of the degree I'll be incapable of getting a decent job simply because my degree has limited vbocational applications. I've experience and capability in an office-role, and that is my back up. yeah I bit at this thread, but I'm not a fan of being put in the same bracket as the wanker students. those that have met me will know I'm not like that at all I'm an entirely different caliber of wanker. it's just one of those generalisations that really winds me up, like AF with his attitude towards northerners, the pseudo-feministas who strut about defaming all men, the anti-west diatribe that pours out of some of the sandal wearing hippy fuckers that populate the local shisha (sp?) cafe's

doesn't know how bored I am

frankly I can't undewrstand the anti-student sentiment. There are arseholes that are students, but they'd be arseholes whether they were students, fishermen or farmers. The work I do here is far more challenging and stretching than anything I've done outside of study. Of course it may not be directly applicable in the world of work, but studying for a degree cannot surely be simply measured on the subject of study, it's also the effort and application, meeting deadlines etc. etc. p.s. Renton, my spelling may be poor at times, but I assure you that it's more likely my fingetrs have let me down, rather than any real inability to spell the word... or it's a word I rarely come across, like Joss Sticks... I wouldn't know one if it licked my nutsack. It along with the 38hrs a day jibe was obviously for effect rather than anything else. but if we're still beating on students that's fine, as I've said before, I'd rather 20 knobhead students than 20 knobhead chavs

must be doing an incredibly shoddy degree if the title of the essay contains the word "banter"

Particularly those who have the fucking nerve to call those earning a living and paying taxes 'lazy'....... 43668[/snapback] ah yes cos I've never worked a day in my life have I? I expend more effort at University than I have done anywhere else, everything from shelf stacking, bar-work, call centre and general admin! but of course non-students think we spend all day watching trisha and smoking josticks cos they're all working 38hrs a day, 8 days a week down 't' mill, and pay 't' mill owner f' t' privilege. oh .... no.... wait... they spend their entire day faffing about on t'interweb casting calumnies about those of us who went to Uni. my that's a pretty glass house you've got there Craig

lazy admin tbh

that's what comes from a 9.00 lecture on reason and argument except when the American Lecturer plays Shania Twain while he waits for everyone to get in and get settled.

I've got the V3 and it does a job, it doesn't have video recording function, but to be honest I use video for about a week after getting a new phone, then remember why I bought a phone in the first place and use it for phonecalls and text messages. got mine for £40 cos I'm a cheeky bastard

you honestly don't know why it's there? jeez I thought soft southern nancy boys were edumercated

I hate non-students I saw one on the street, he was holding out his hand and begging for money. He stank of old beer and biscuits. I saw another group of non-students who were standing at a bus-stop hurling abuse at passers by, even those of their own non-student persuasion. I'd rather 20 knobhead students then 20 knobhead chavvy cockends. and alex you're allowed to study two things at once you know, it's called an elective... see if you'd bothered getting an education instead of being a miserly old fuck before your time, you may have learnt a thing or two (if you guys can over-generalise so can I )

dislikes valid arguments on the grounds that they lead to the conviction he's been so merrily avoiding

Jesus wept tbh 42865[/snapback] attention seeking tbh

....now where did I put that "Irony" smiley?

just thought you'd like to see somethingCLICK ME safe for work, home etc. interesting because we mean horrible nasty northerners are praised for our friendliness and the sweet cherubin from dahn sarf are... well.... not

Whoosh tbh

What does this mean, is someone going to stick a camera up your arse? 42373[/snapback] Tutorials are chaired by a Tutor Proctorials are chaired by a Proctor they "David-Dimbleby" the session, bascially getting we budding Philosophy students back on track and away from discussing that new scarf we saw in Topman or airkissing for the entire hour

how do, whats going on in here then? tbh there are as many non-uni wankers as there are in education, it's just they tend to be more visible as they're always in the city centre. and yes manc, I've got the moves There are many many student wankers and a lot of them are drawn into the rediculous pretentious bollocks like air kissing and incessant hugging, but stuff like that is easily ignored surely? the "not paying full price for stuff" is surely jealousy, you're not honestly telling me that you'd happily pay £2.50 for a pint when you could get the very same pint for £1.39 as long as you have a form of ID? The cash back thing IS annoying, but that's generally because pubs and shops provide those link machines which charge you £1.50 just to remove cash, I know for damned sure that there isn't a normal cash machine within a mile of where I live despite there being plenty of shops, bars and cafe/resaurants. So I'll get cash back because I know I'll spend over a fiver at the bar anyway, if you're bitching about waiting, consider the students who have to suffer the horror of waiting to get on a bus because the proliteriat haven't a bus-pass and are fishing in the pockets for change! tata off for a Proctorial, then cheap meal somewhere, then cheap cinema

that's dead controversial, I can't believe I'm the first to reply in it, I thought this hot potato would have had all the members falling over themselves to reply. come on AF, you're far better at raising the hackles than this. try harder typical southerner, no effort, just a quick fix and wait for a northerner to do the hard graft