The Fish

.. darn you Lou-annabellafontaine queen of the ?"huh"? now I gotta go back downstairs and make myself a real cuppa tea after seeing that one. oh and Hippy boy, you should know that I'm standing in your house Dressed as a mime, my beret at a jaunty angle with a stiletto dagger dancing through my nimble fingers a bloodied smile 'pon my face and the severed limb of a family pet stuck 'twixt my teeth. I'm softly singing "Where have all the Cowboys gone" by Paula Cole and I'm coming to cut your hippy face off

can't tie his own laces and employs a cadre of highly trained woodlice to undertake the simple feat ...I made a pun... and must admit a permitted a titter to pass 'twixt my lips.

shoulda known hippy boy was lurking

that's sweet of you. ok now that you're my servant I need you to come make me a brew, and a toasted sarny... oooh and find something to warm me hands up cos I've just fingerless cycling gloves and they're cold... a nice mug of tea would be nice... oh but you're already doing that. lucky day you only have to do two things now yay fer you!

YAY huzzah, pip pip and yipity fucking doo daa finished my report with over 12 hours to spare! well... now I've got hours and hours of playlists, so I can't really use that as an excuse to not do work... how the bloody hell am I going to procrastinate now? oh dear.. this is troubling

the apartment is a decent bar, bit expensive, but that has the advantage of keeping pikey fuckers out generally high calibre of totty and a decent atmosphere, can merrily get plastered on proper drinks or have a quiet drink with your mates. I'd rather that instead of buying warm lager in plastic pint glasses, having to literally fight your way to the bar and then have your drink spilt the instant you turn around cos some dippy cow is on her hen night and has to kiss as many blokes as possible for a dare, cos Sharons dead crazy... fucking hate Blu Bambu, Baja and all that shite, places like Mood in the Gate are just as bad tbqf. I like real pubs as well; just not for a night out in town.

.. well it made me laugh

has sewn a desire in me, to use that floor slapping smiley.... damn you

is projecting and deflecting. should be informed of my glee, for I've found the magic Sammynb starter button. it's like a firework, just light the touch paper, stand back and watch it gOOooOooOOooOOOoOOoOOOoOO o

that's right, you tell them all Sammy boy, it's the carpenters or nothing am I right or am I right on?

is now justifying his hippy-hood? quaint

was she short, dark haired and southern Lou? if so she sounds like the woman who I was talking about earlier... either in this thread or another one which has basically turned into a conversation about comedians between you and I with occasional contributions from the duller members of the board. if not then I bid you adieu

I aim to please. oh and I got 4000th reply and Lou got 4000th post. and Haley Joel Osman (sp?) sees dead people... all the time. which if it were true isn't indicated in the film cos he can hide in tents and stuff... he should have said "I see dead people most of the time, but only when I'm not hiding from them or have my eyes shut, and in fact not actively looking at them"; which to be fair can be said for the rest of us too... he's just a little precious about it I thinki.

is not a happy hippy is a hissy hippy wants to be a pretty hippy but is just a sissy hippy

so does the UPS bloke, but I aint paying £8 to watch him tell a joke.

well.. I did precisely not enough work tonight, spent too much time making playlists to listen to while I work.....

indicates with his hissy fit that I struck a nerve. which is ironic as normally, hippy types like he, are not so prone to bouts of histrionics

oh don't get me wrong there are some terrible comedians, Roy Chubby Brown for one. He's not a funny man, he's a funny 12 year old boy who just got fatter and more odious he's the comedian Jo Brand seems to emulate most, to my mind.

is a god damned hippy

the spiral staircases spiral the way they do so defending soldier types can swing their sword easier... as long as they're right handed of course.

it seems it's not just women who aren't funny....

Being the operative words (or so the milkman wishes)

never found comediennes laugh out loud funny and I've seen a few. I think a lot of them try to conform to male stereotypical comedy, being crude and obnoxious, Jo Brand is a prime example. I've never laughed at Jo Brands jokes, I find her just simply a common crude fat bitter woman. There's a short comedienne from London who makes me titter, but I think it's the shock factor that someone so teeny tiny can be so dirty. Also she was chatting with me and my mates before and after the gig because we were "The friendliest and least "Bunny in the headlight" looking bunch of studenty types" Which I think was a compliment. She of course picked us out during the comedy and thoroughly made our night with japery etc., but then the headliner came on and was laugh out loud funny. basically, men can make men and women laugh, women can either make women associate and chuckle or they can pretend to be men.

no, not all bastards. You're a delightful mathematical-shape-I-cannot-describe of randomness. The trip was ok, didn't acheive the objective, but got an answer which is sometimes just as good. I discovered that you can get quite far in a foregin country by looky scowly and mean, people think you're local and either leave you alone or ask you for directions. I don't look parisian at all.... do I? the way to spot a frenchman seems to be the nose and the way he smokes.. I don't smoke and my nose is distinctly British so it must have been the aloof-ivity of my gait I like using the word gait. anyhoo I'm REALLY tired and can't sleep so... erm... her'es a thought Tea is a diarrhoetic.

Marvel > DC Superman is too goody goody prissy wet and...well...just plain daisy chain for my liking.