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The Fish

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  1. you're ace alex, always the eurdite comment and always accompanied by an appropriate smiley...I think I'll use this one now
  2. wow... zany. I'm going to watch Harry Potter tonight I presume you disapprove
  3. I'm being too cool for school like you mate
  4. bet he asked for cash back aswell pikey bastard students
  5. I also stick a smiley in every post to add a hint of fun
  6. I've got cartoon characters on my tie and everything
  7. I always use limewire for music (whose creators have given me their express permission) never have any problems
  8. I was bliddy asked by Craig! not as random as it could have been, nor as wacky.
  9. Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it.
  10. alex... you are a miserable sod aren'tya?
  11. should get Postal Service stuff it's ace biscuits.
  12. Who needs wool GF, it's summer! On a sad note and a bit of a home truth, I haven't seen my dad for 15 years now. Not after the last time he punched seven bells out of my family and I. I think he's up for parole in about 5 years time but thanks for bring up that painful memory. I'll make sure my mum knows you were asking about how good our family is next time I go visit here in the nursing home she has had live in since the last time we saw my father. 59308[/snapback]
  13. whats this? Egg whites? are you trying to kill me? MAKE IT AGAIN I love family guy and when my child is old enough to learn words I'm going to teach him Stewie quotes... oh good night hippy boy, make sure you put the incense candle out before you fall asleep, it's liable to burn your wigwam down... fucking hippy
  14. howay Sammynb, admit it, your family tree has no forks in it. your mam and dad met at a family reunion!! your dad gives you a lift to school, because he attends the same year! your grandad died and left everything to his widow, but she can't touch it till she's fourteen. you can get fresh sheep wool from your belly button and wear velcro gloves to bed.
  15. there's crow and I know he's outside, but it's really fucking dark, so I can't see him, so I plan to wait for a passing comet or low flying helicopter to either scare him off, or at least reveal his location. once I know ehere he is I can stop thinking about that Simpsons episode where Bart is the Raven from Edgar Allen Poe's poem.
  16. made my joke, but without the subtlety or grace that I employed. silly hippy
  17. Why is hippy boy serenading me? help... Offspring is finished and now I'm officially concerned. I'm close to losing bowel control...
  18. you know, it's odd, for a hippy to have such pent up homophobia... perhaps you're not quite settled into the whole "scene" yet. why not watch some Top Gun, it might bring that fear out from within. don't worry kiddo I'm sure that "papa" will understand and will welcome you with open arms, he wouldn't turn away you, whether you want to be his son OR his daughter. Famous Sammynb quotes "Ah'd like t' intr'duce you to my wife and my sister......Here she is" "Ah've bin married three timesan' ah still gots the same damn in-laws." He lit a match in the bathroom and his house exploded right off it's wheels.
  19. has convinced me I should approach the BBC for a grant so that I may perform with some degree of comfidence upon the great stages in Britain, nay, the world I want to be a Thespian! mainly because they get all the best dungaree/boot combinations.... AND they're more likely to get a chance to play a CGI fish in a major Pixar animation about finding a Roman emporer under water, when he's actually in the dentists all along.
  20. I am listening to the Offspring and that means you can't upset me I like their happy carefree ditties so ner
  21. The Fish

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    ...Liquid...? FUCKING LIQUID! you need to grow up and avoid that shit hole like the fucking plague. if anyone ever tells you it's anything but an utter dive, spit in their face and turn around twice, citing two hail mary's and one hows your father. it's the grubbiest little hovel on the Bigg Market, and that's saying something, their idea of a good time is to turn down everything but the bass on the "choonz" that spill out through the cracks in the wall caused by the seemingly endless application of pubescent stomach acid. couldn't give a shit about most bars in town, but this one is an absolute fucking disgrace. You'd be better off on a park bench imho
  22. hu hu hu you're from down under hu hu hu are you from Queensland fnah hu hu hu cos that'd make you a queen
  23. There's a chance he'll get the firing squad. Won't happen like, but 15 years hard labour in a nam prison might finish him off. 59232[/snapback] Hope he goes to prison tbh, fucking sick cunt. I don't see why he would need to molester kids if he is a celeb, there's shit loads of lasses that would love to just shag a celeb, doesnt need to gaan and fuck kids the nonce. 59233[/snapback] Jesus wept. 59240[/snapback] Nonce 59243[/snapback] New. Favourite. Poster. Ever. Fact
  24. you do the shake and vac and put the freshness back, do the shake and vac and then wipe your arse on the hearth rug like a bad dog!
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