The Fish

better to have loved and lost, than to be stuck with the same psycho bitch for 25 years.

should regale us with stories of her travels and the reasons for her recent return

is a welcome return to this forum, the standard has been dropping as alex posts more and more.

should note I inferred than the shortened moniker of his name was derived from Samantha and not samuel.

Check my sig 54259[/snapback] I'm sorry Alex, was my post not dripping with cynicism, should I perhaps be more like you? p.s.

is this where I talk about Penguins and how to cook hedgehogs? or does that come later?

a backward step has never taken anyone forward.

isn't shagging a mackem bird in the same category as bestiality.... surely this makes distinctions between heterosexual relations and acts of "Animal Husbandry" a little vague?

can sing, can play piano, but rode the wave for too long and with too much pomp. in the same box and Norah Jones, Katie Meluah, Booooblier(sp?) et al

I was just asked by a bird if I was off that tv program..when I smiled and asked which one I think she mistook my "har har missy, you've got this wrong" for a "come on then girly, flatter my celebrity ego"... she described it, but the music was loud and she wasn't particularly capable of pronouncing properly... I think it was Hollyoaks.. but that can't be right as the blokes on there look nowt like me.... Too pretty boy for a start. I dunno really funny though, she was all giggly and I swear at one point I think she was trying to pluck up the courage to ask me for my autograph.... Now "Bombhead" is a regular on the Leeds night out and has in fact been in my house... which was gloriously random in itself, but I've never seen him out with any of the others or have I seen any of them out at all in fact..qo suite where she got this idea from is beyond me. I've a better chance of being from Bullseye tbh.

has raised my fire with his intermible insistance to prove an obstacle twixt my conversing with Mags properly. is also sporting a girls name.

You sound like you need convincing sooo if you don't get to bed, the monster beneath it grows bigger and stronger and will one day reach around and drag you beneath. The only way to keep it under control is to get to be early, thereby keeping it in a confined space and unable to grow. you have been warned!

is a liar and should let me be the famous poster below Mags so I can also say hi, welcome back, happy birthday and get along with the Jones cos one day they'll sell you their lawn mower for an exceedingly good price...

isn't willing to help toplass... as he's already in a fulfilling lifelong commited relationship with a common Hedge Sparrow that he has called Terri... that's Terry with an "i", so as to indicate feminity.... apparently...

I don't have a problem with Identity cards and find the majority of arguments against them a little alarmist, tbh this shake up however is yet another quick fix, instead of reducing the number of dead-beat-dads, have extra repercussions invented to punish them. put in the same box as ASBOs in my opinion

wow... you're a total fucktard

channel four still have a highlights show mate I think it's on Monday mornings, and they have a live game after... I think

.... did Lou "join" with a Joinee?

stay away from men selling cheeseburgers out of the back of a bedford rascal.... I think they stole it from a dead man

make the day special, without making it obvious, then drop a nice big surprise on him at the end of the day... like... oh I dunno,.... tell him you're leaving him for the barmaid you met the last time you had an argument either that or a box of Quality Street... nowt says true love like cheap tacky sweets

I think I just made my sister cry...

Q. How did you manage to balance the turtle, the chicken and the hallibut upon the artists Easel? A. the French penchant for Xenophobia

thank you lou you am having of the crownage of randominity

needs to get laid.... and how

mate calls his wallet "Geordie Racer" cos it always somehow manages to find it's way home. it's got home from Glasgow by itself I'm sure it'll turn up mate either that or some pikey bastard has spent every pennhy heldwithin on whitelightning and Green/Gold jewellry