The Fish

not at all sleepy entertain me Miss Lou

I sense the Scott Mills in you boy

went to the comedy tonight, Brendan Burke and "somefucker" Springsteen. apparently the springsteen chap is a scouser that's lived in Newcastle for years... it was good, Brendan Burke was exceptional and had the crowd in stiches, but I think a lot of people had trouble understanding what the fuck Springsteen was saying... still I'm merrily inebriated and quite content with the night, despite having to patronise the enemy takeaway as Hello-Fisheries was shut for some unknown reason... I shall take this up with the management soon enough, don't you worry about That!

could have applied to my question aswell tbh

forget about that, what did you get your man for his birthday?

the mother seems to be staring at the bear as if he shouldn't be there and the baby cup thing is telling the older cup thing that some cheeky bastard just joined the crew.

you reckon he's like that Cantona look a like who got his photo taken with the ManU squad? just a random puppet jumped out of the audience and squeezed into the team photo?

Even when Top Gun isn't on tv?

sooo no-ones gonna tell me who the fuck that bear is?

I'm beginning to see why that little voice in my head was screaming at me to not post this...

she's a golf caddy, hence the balls.

in my defense it was from behind so I wasn't looking at her face... actually that's not much in my defense really is it... ...balls.

I really don't think this is a good idea to share this... but it makes me laugh everytime I think of it. ok so I'm having sex with my girlfriend of the time, on the bed and from behind. To be honest my mind wasn't really on the job at hand. I absent-mindedly remarked that "from this angle you kinda look like Brian off Placebo"... safe to say it took her about ten minutes of rage and swearing and hitting me to see the funny side.. I however was laughing so hard that I had to go to the toilet so I didn't piss myself. let the "homo" jibes ensue

seen the guy on the right bopping about Newcastle on occassion, usually playing panpipes by the monument.

I don't recognise that bear...

should be pleased to learn that I have Guy Fawkes tattooed on my body because I don't like royalty. Also, when I was a 7yr old kid working on a Guy Fawkes project, I asked how to spell co-conspirators, but was told to write friends instead... he symbolises my struggle against "the Man"

once danced with Guy Fawkes

is dang bent

blast you vile termagant, I was just loading the washing machine, but now I want a brew!

should note that my previous post was not late. and neither is this one.

Optic Keyboard, it's apparently not got the range I thought, It won't work from the kitchen.... shame.

starred in said footage

Glad you enjoed yourself, but know that while you were gone, the general random conversation thread dried up a bit... I expect better performances from you in the season to come.

a little part of me is hoping she means Savage....

touches himself while watching courtroom drama "the Pelican Brief" starring Denzel Washington