The Fish

no... it was more like a thousand different ideas all flitting about inside my head. it's just that you talk about stand up a lot and I was curious as to whether you were pursuing a career in that field.I also thought you were small... but you say you aren't... also I just imagine seperately about people in clown clothes

Lou... are you a stand-up in training? because in my head you're like 3 foot tall and wearing clown pants..... I may be wrong.

I like that they aren't dead.

typical fricking americans... yes Mags, this means you too but Lou the carpet joke was ace and also the song about old women in clubs "pull your dress up because it looks like there's an old fruit bat up there roosting..." ace biscuits

Do you mean there's actually more to you than that?!?! 55850[/snapback] ..... bitch but I still think you've much to offer the world....

I like them but only really show one side of me. the cocky arrogant gobshite bit.

Ong Bak has some of the best fight scenes I've ever seen, and the chase scene on foot is simply breath taking. no wire work what-so-ever. also it's one of those films with horrible horrible dubbing which means you can watch it first as an action adventure film, then again as a comedy. they have a woman who must be in her mid thirties trying to do the voice of a geriatric.

it's basically those who are afraid of being mocked that don't dance, but it is true that if you dance you pull. It's the only fucking reason I can think of.

got to admit, I thought the acting in saw was awful, never once did I buy that the husband and father was going to do anything, and never once did I buy that he cared enough about his family, I didn't believe the other guy in the rooma nd I didn't give a crap about whether they all died in an incadescent ball of fire and fury or went on to become president of the United arab Emirates or whatever. good acting involves the audience, it engages the audience, I felt neither part of the piece, nor did I feel remotely amused by it. It was a nice idea, but it failed badly in my eyes, I'm not a movie snob I don't watch foreign films umming and arring over the use of sepia to convey the artists mirth at modern histrionics. I just didn't rate this film which seemd to end up being a mans exploration of new and funky methods of forcing self mutilation and or suicide... If I wanted to watch the work of a psychotic who wants people to mend their wicked ways I'd watch Phonebooth (which I admit has Colin Farrel, but it's a better concept than Saw) or I'd speak of the examples set by John Doe in Seven. Both superior films. this, to my mind, is put in the same bracket as final destination. all about the gore and "ewww" factor than any genuine substance.

Love... that's when she lets you do her bumways... right?

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Erectile Kryptonite tbh

saw that coming over the comedy horizon, but still smirked at the pay-off. I been watching Firefly and have found it quite quite good.

parambulate,.... it seems to use the whole of your mouth... it's nice I like watching a sexy girl whisper "Effervesce"(sp?)

my sweet lordy dear, you all need to get laid, and fast....tbh

cannot love without an audience of bespeckled geriatrics, knitting merrily away in the corner of the room, occassionally encouraging him with utterances of "That's nice dear, I remember when my Derek did that ... I honestly thought his tongue would come out with my dentures attached."

You're mates with Silky??? that's generally random He was one of the acts last night. he was excellent, he sung and tore shreds into a guy, it was nice his website is killforaseat.com I think he's pleasantly scouse and mercifully balding.

thought that Voldemort was the half blood prince

we will become silhouettes- Postal service.

takes bad caddy advice and swaps his 9 iron for a putter on every drive.

went to a stand up night and the comedian said one of my favourite put-downs. "Shhhh Grown ups talking" when this knobhead was talking while the act was on. I of course laughed at the time, but then kept chuckling all the way home,

is as funny as a dead Thompsons Gazelle

should listen to the Shins....

what provoked that episode of histrionics?

not an insult at all, but just a word I enjoy saying and have been known to utter ibn those quiet times. "Naked" just rolls off the tongue nicely I also enjoy the way the word "Fuck" sounds.