The Fish

should be pleasantly surprised to learn that fun is 99% of the pursuit.

should realise that it's old hat also that Lesbians have no interest in men and so this reduces the liklihood of my getting anywhere with them.

see the problem is that if I tweak the girls nipple while she's behind the bar I get kicked out and miss the comedy, if I wait until later..... oh and Gemmil I'm not going bald I've simply got an increasingly large face. you are, however, undeniably a ginger robot

it's ok, they're speeding up the "getting ready" progress and I'm listening to Zane Lowe and resisting the urge to sing along to "Hurt"... but not resisting very well and I fear I'm destroying a classic

that sounds so good... I think I might kill you tonight. I'm so hungry I could spit, the house is going out for a meal and the lads were told that we'd be eating at around 7, but of course the girls haven't even begun to get ready yet... Now a man of my age should have, by now, learnt that when a woman says 7, she means 9 and when she says she's not hungry it means she's going to eat all your chips and when she says she loves you it really means "I tolerate you and will leave as soon as your fit mate gets single."

...got that-the-hell-wrong. silly silly yankee

he's doing a set, the compere isn't to great though, he's blatantly a student who was told he was funny by his mates and hasn't been found out yet. It'll the last thursday before I come home to Newcastle so I 'll definitely go there. It's always a good night out, knowing the barstaff certainly helps mind you, trying to get served is a fricking nightmare! there are tables of squealy type girls, buying "Sourz Towers" so that they can drink to forget the fact they're dragging a beanbag around behind them, bless em. So it's a god send when my mate is behind the bar and all I need do is get his attention... which admittedly can be tricky, it once took me leaning over the bar and tweaking his nipple. (it wasn't on show, I'm just a dab hand at the old nipple tweaking) erm... I'm getting a premonition.... Gemmil is going to call someone gay... probably me.

hates all men everywhere... except for the nice ones

coincidently that bloke is playing my local comedy venue on thursday, how about I pop along and give you a review?

never heard of him like

not at all oh auburn one, tis the season to be Jolly and as you have the mirth and merriment side covered It hought I'd play Grinch for a spell or two. oh and welcome Top_20 you should stick around a little longer than, if not simply to try and work out the point in the Famous Person Above thread.

broke the rules and shall be fined a suitable amount... say an intenranl organ for every infraction

X-Men> King Kong simply Wolverine in an anti hero you can remotely associate with, I struggle to find real empathy for a grotesquely large ape which is impressively less likely than a mutation enabling rapid regenration. also X-Men give the possiblity of some truly exceptional dialogue (given the right script writers), wheras a massive monkey can maybe grunt amusingly... surprised at the casting of Kelsey Grammar as Beast, I suppose he has the right mix of supeiority in his intonation...

it's odd for such a young man to be such an embittered miser already. perhaps it was that time he spent in space eating nothing but instant mashed potatos.... maybe it had an unforseen effect on the poor lads psyche... perhaps it was this that turned him into such a feckless simpering ninny...

there is something quite quite evil about the ugly one. Heidi and the Keisha(SP?) are alright, but Mutya... wel.. she's just a wrong-un still I wouldn't roll over her to get to Gemmil though

and what will happen when we ask for him? will he appear like a Genie from the lamp? or is just going to hover about the place waiting for us like Gemmil does? I just hope his humour is better than wor Ginger Robot, otherwise we're in store for endless "You're gay fnar fnar" jokes and pedestrian, "yeah cos you're so funny" bitter snipes. bless the fat oaf, he tries his best. Have you seen Robin Ince yet? he's very very funny too.

so tired I could metamorphose! BEars have it good, eat honey all day, then sleep all winter. I'm going to be a bear when I am reincarnated.

Your sentence doesn't make sense Oh Great Psychological Genius. And why would looking at a cat's arse make you hungry? You really are a strange boy. 64740[/snapback] I meant to say "am I the only one who saw that picture and got hungry" but it was late, I was tired and probably quite quite drunk.oh and Gemmil is gay... or something equally predictable

it's a tragedy when someone becomes predictable

No Good -Prodigy you're no good for me, I don't need nobody, don't need no-one, that's no good for me... ain't that the damned truth!

is damned right and should know I'm doing a perfect impression of the Spy-Meister in my head yesh mish Magshypenny

Prodigy- Poison rock-a-diggle baby

has the Midas touch

should realise that A cad and a Bounder are similar to roguishness and rascalosity. in short I'm a bad bad man , but bad in a "Double Fudge Choc Chip Ice cream" kinda way

would do well to acknowledge my bounder-ness