The Fish

did as was intended and therefore is now my bitch. BRING ME TEA AND BISCUITS BITCH

should think of Myleen Klass trying to juggle Jelly instead then

when is it? I'd fancy doing that and wouldn't mind calling you lady Lou all night if that'd be required. I'm up in the great metropolis of N-E double U- C, A and an S and T L E from the tenth sooooo yeah, would love something to brighten the Xmas blues away

I kinda dip in and out of it same with NHL, but my team (Pitts Penguins" are soooo far up shit creek it's not even funny any more

well Lou, I don't know about the phone thing, but I can assure you that one day you WILL witness a miracle. everyone does, but they just don't appreciate it you gotta learn to marvel and the little things in life like .... earwigs they serve absolutely no purpose, they do nothing unique and there are a million other species of insects that repeat the very task that the earwig takes part in, yet the earwig (without any impressive ad campaign) is more famous than some of it's more industrious brethren. it's a miracle the bleeder is so famous, yet there it is... basking in a limelight that should (by rights) be illuminating the thankless task performed by the woodlouse, who not only thought up the whole "being a beetle which is huntyed down by pre-pubescent boys and tortured", but does so IN A SUIT OF ARMOUR You have rto admit, the inclusion of plate-mail adds a touch of pomp to the occassion. so heres to the Woodlouse, the Templar of the insect world, the Lancelot to the butterfly's Guinevere(sp?), the Samurai to the Mantis' Gaisha take a bow son, your work has not gone unrecognised by me!

how do? so has the "joint" changed you as a man? have you left the "Big House" with a real sense of purpose and joi de vivre?

my mam performs there quite regularly, for the "Silver singers", it's a good place and the accoustics were fine, but I got good seats, what with being family of one of the stars. apparently she's been on tv and the local radio stations. which is nice.

....now where's that timeline thingy?

ok, I'll bite. whats with all the Jesus Jazz?

http://www.collegemix.com/content.php?q=2&id=445 also on google

http://www.bethedrugdealer.com/ so, google was too far from your fingers?

Am I the only guy who doesn't find camel toes attractive?

thinks hell is being the meat in a Gallagher brothers sandwich... and I agree

Silky was very funny thursday night and I introduced myself and thankfully wasn't totally embarrassed. He mentioned that you had mentioned that I had mentioned that he was mentionable, an unbelievable amount of mentioning if you ask me. so I'm on his mailing list, guess that means we're friends and that he'll not mind if I crash at his place for a while... Robin Ince was also extremely funny, with perhaps the most polite retort to a heckle I've ever seen. Well it was a retort directed at two lads who were talking to the side of the stage, so not really the most polite retort to a heckle, but a polite "shush" at the very least. Silky was honest enough to admit that a lot of the material he used would be the same as the stuff that he used three weeks earlier, but to be fair to him I don't think he actually repeated a lot, he simply chatted and despite his claims tot he contrary he seemed to be making a lot of the stuff up, or at least just letting his mouth do the talking.... well that's a rediculous thing to say but I hope you get my point. he mentioned something about a mackem hypnotherapist and made sure to mention that geordies and mackems should never mate, which I (if no-one else) found Very amusing, I hope he appreciated the hearty guffaw I uttered as much as I appreciated his joke. I like to think he did. anyhoo bedtime.

prices boy, we need prices oh and by the way? Gold WKD bottles? I'm going to veto that purchase.... because it's chavy. and by Hampton I presume you mean "The Hamptons" in upstate New York, and if so, you're going to need to throw some property pics and some prices my way

I feel I should apologtise to your parents and your tutors Lou, I fear I've given you far too much of a distraction.

should buy a Xbox360

guess this is good way of indicating when it's best to keep thoughts to yourself Pud? god it's nigh on half 5 and I'm still fucking awake ...

Well the pint would be the best thing, there is a pretty good gyarantee that you'll have a good night I'd not bother with the girl, if she plays hockey she'll have no teeth and be bigger than you. the silly ice hockey game will be silly and not really worth it, so it's the pint for ye m'laddio and don't forget to get your mother her prezzie

does giving money to someone who is asking for it, truly a random act of kindness? I wouldn't have thought so

ironic uncooolness... that's devious man very bavaric of you

you suck at being cool.

will be haunted by the ghost of Gary Glitter once the nonce dies.

's theme tune goes "FUCKTAAAAAARD FUCKTARD, munununuh nuhuh FUCKTAAAAAARD FUCKTARD, munununuh nuhuh" ... cos he's a fucktard

I walked into a bar to "Little Green Bag" once so cool especially as I had pushed open both doors. I couldn't help but strut and loadsa people looked and I reckon at least 1 one of them didn't think I was a total loser. ....good times.