The Fish

the Boathouse Tavern in Blyth had "Cocks" and "Pussies" on their bogs... hilarious I tell ye. my mates family have taken it over so I reckon they'll have removed that by now. Apparently there's apub quiz going on with lots of "fun prizes" sounds shit tbh and I'll be sure to tell them next time I'm up that neck of the woods....

happened to me in the MacDonalds on the Champs Elysees, they had very ambiguous figures on the doors, with no text what-so-ever. left the cubicle and was rather surprised to see a group of three or four girls standing by the sinks. Two choices, either stutter and blush and run out of the door, or just carry on regardless. I chose the latter.

plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery though, and the Beatles are under-rated and could do with some flattery

there is something of the darkness about those people. I know they're only being honest and pragmatic, but I swear I see a twinkle in their eyes when someone has a truly shocking idea.

you're lurking tbh alex

ahh I forget you get me tea.. ok, well here's a thought hedgehogs aren't particularly free, they're bound by the theory of gravity. so how about birds? free as a bird perhaps? it has a nice ring to it

oh dear Lou... I fear I can't talk to you anymore.. I hate that bloody "show" toadfish et al.

it seems I did... Hey Lou, I don't get the "Free as a River" reference. tell me

nope, not pissed off. just idolling away instead of doing work. figured I could play forum tag with you for a while.

etc. etc. etc. tbh

this is novel, a one line post by alex that says nowt and is accompanied by a smiley...

Save it for your proctorial. 59566[/snapback] Wow... touchy

Make that very erudite

you're ace alex, always the eurdite comment and always accompanied by an appropriate smiley...I think I'll use this one now

wow... zany. I'm going to watch Harry Potter tonight I presume you disapprove

I'm being too cool for school like you mate

bet he asked for cash back aswell pikey bastard students

I also stick a smiley in every post to add a hint of fun

I've got cartoon characters on my tie and everything

I'm mental, I am

I always use limewire for music (whose creators have given me their express permission) never have any problems

I was bliddy asked by Craig! not as random as it could have been, nor as wacky.

Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it.

alex... you are a miserable sod aren'tya?

should get Postal Service stuff it's ace biscuits.