The Fish

I really don't think this is a good idea to share this... but it makes me laugh everytime I think of it. ok so I'm having sex with my girlfriend of the time, on the bed and from behind. To be honest my mind wasn't really on the job at hand. I absent-mindedly remarked that "from this angle you kinda look like Brian off Placebo"... safe to say it took her about ten minutes of rage and swearing and hitting me to see the funny side.. I however was laughing so hard that I had to go to the toilet so I didn't piss myself. let the "homo" jibes ensue

seen the guy on the right bopping about Newcastle on occassion, usually playing panpipes by the monument.

I don't recognise that bear...

should be pleased to learn that I have Guy Fawkes tattooed on my body because I don't like royalty. Also, when I was a 7yr old kid working on a Guy Fawkes project, I asked how to spell co-conspirators, but was told to write friends instead... he symbolises my struggle against "the Man"

once danced with Guy Fawkes

is dang bent

blast you vile termagant, I was just loading the washing machine, but now I want a brew!

should note that my previous post was not late. and neither is this one.

Optic Keyboard, it's apparently not got the range I thought, It won't work from the kitchen.... shame.

starred in said footage

Glad you enjoed yourself, but know that while you were gone, the general random conversation thread dried up a bit... I expect better performances from you in the season to come.

a little part of me is hoping she means Savage....

touches himself while watching courtroom drama "the Pelican Brief" starring Denzel Washington

pretty much all of the Bigg Market hovels suck a big fat woody, buit for some reason I have a special contempt for Yates' Music too loud for a conversation and too shit to dance too (never mind that it's a fucking Pub and not the make shift nightclub that the fat old men and women who cram up against eachother want it to be.), it's also not as cheap as people suggest, nor is it remotely well ranging in it's drinks on offer. But worst of all is it's name, it conjures images of overweight, middle aged women grabbing glass collectors arses as they walk past, while sucking on their Blue WKD and telling sharon how good she looks in that tight silver pvc boob tube. Yayt seees... it's a fucking boil on the cheese ridden knob of the Devil!

seems to be offended by remarking on both his heritage (aussies come from convicts don'tcha know) and his lifestyle(He's a god damn commie hippy)

typically, as an Antipodean, has no class

looked more like a bloody Hovis ad than a film. terrible terrible idea and should go to the same Hell reserved for Heartbeat et al.

gotta agree with Mags and DKN, I really don't think that we will continue to binge drink to the same level and frequency as we do now, but I don't think it'll happen over-night. the whole stigma attached to drinking in this country seems to be geared towards getting smashed, rather than enjoying the drink. I really do think this'll help, but gradually.

once more brings a touch of class to the thread... or it could just be filth.

whey... Harry Potter is alright. good effects and average acting. Think a lot of kids might not enjoy it as much though, it drags a bit in parts, oh yes, it does tend to Drag on was more interested in the preview for a film called Happy Feet and appalled at the prospect of a Lassie film... I shit you not.

I didn't know he wrote the Batman theme..

should know I'm searching for Toshack Highway warily as toshak means testicles in turkish...or so I'm told.

what gig again?

so what you're saying is that everytime a girl says something stupid I should punch her.... How do I know that the thing that she has said deserves a punch in the arm? I don't want to get a reputation as a wife beater... I should maybe get a "dippymeter" and when the needle hits the red I should punch her in the arm..

so... we're going to watch Harry Potter tonight and using that Orange 241 thing, one of the girls doesn't grasp the concept and says we need nine people to go, because then for every two people that go, another gets in for nothing.... yeah, the point is really a question. Why is it that Girls say these type of things more than blokes?