The Fish

you're as cultured as a scouser

I can think of a helluva lot of better ways to spend £30,000

best Mexican meal ever! great little place in Leeds called "Cactus", top rate service, top rate food and top rate top bollocks on the waitress. so hot that I didn't have a piss, I popped the fly and steam came out instead! I'm a happy Fish

How many Psycho analysts does it take to change a light bulb? only one, but the light bulb has to want to change these jokes suck

Guys a legend. RIP

don't get beer goggles I tend to settle for the girls with the slowest looking pimp

genuinely talented footballer, career cut short never see another player who had such an impact on the game. never a better named footballer tbh (p.s. he was a bit of a prat off the pitch though)

heard it before like. must do better

yeah but the only windows near my house are my houses windows, so I can only see my room, which is empty, so I left a cardboard cut out of me playing fm2006. I'm doing quite well

alreet fat man?

I replied dummy it's not my fault my typing has slowed, it's because Family guy is on in the back ground and heeeeehhhhhh Stewie

freakishly tired but not sleepy! so the jokes were funny and Brendan Burke did an exceptional parody of women. I enjoyed it muchos went with a few girls and was accused of being a pimp by the compere, not an accusation I denied. but my phone is ace biscuits, so that's all worked out ok then isn't it?

not at all sleepy entertain me Miss Lou

I sense the Scott Mills in you boy

went to the comedy tonight, Brendan Burke and "somefucker" Springsteen. apparently the springsteen chap is a scouser that's lived in Newcastle for years... it was good, Brendan Burke was exceptional and had the crowd in stiches, but I think a lot of people had trouble understanding what the fuck Springsteen was saying... still I'm merrily inebriated and quite content with the night, despite having to patronise the enemy takeaway as Hello-Fisheries was shut for some unknown reason... I shall take this up with the management soon enough, don't you worry about That!

could have applied to my question aswell tbh

forget about that, what did you get your man for his birthday?

the mother seems to be staring at the bear as if he shouldn't be there and the baby cup thing is telling the older cup thing that some cheeky bastard just joined the crew.

you reckon he's like that Cantona look a like who got his photo taken with the ManU squad? just a random puppet jumped out of the audience and squeezed into the team photo?

Even when Top Gun isn't on tv?

sooo no-ones gonna tell me who the fuck that bear is?

I'm beginning to see why that little voice in my head was screaming at me to not post this...

she's a golf caddy, hence the balls.

in my defense it was from behind so I wasn't looking at her face... actually that's not much in my defense really is it... ...balls.