The Fish

My Village (Seaton SLuice) had a street that was jam packed with houses utterly covered in crimbo lights.My mates house was one of the worst, his dad went apeshit for that stuff....they got on local and national news. can't find any images online though

south coast is full of wankers tbh, further north the colder the weather, the less poncy knobheads can stomach it and whine off complaining that it's cold when real men are having the last BBQ of the summer. also the Southern pubs seemed to be inexplicably brimming with moaning aussies, complaining about the weather or the price of the beer.

the third one is pretty fugly to be brutally honest speaking of Brutal I was watching Bruce Lee on 5 this weekend.. I'd love to see that guy work in a modern movie, with the angles and choreography possible it would be .. unfeasible. no wirework though.. God help you if I find any wire work.

Xbox 360 tbh... but only the premium package, the standard is.. not really worth it. failing that I just want something unique and inspiring. so it'll be money, socks and a couple of CD tokens again then...

Yeah it did, but on the plus side it doesn't have Basque seperatists (fnar fnar) I still go to Barcelona man, it's only 3 months, if you can muddle through in spanish you'll do fine, I'd wager that the majority of the people you'll be working with will have superb English and as such you'll be able to chat with them merrily and pick up the lingo pretty sharpish. England isn't a place I'd want to come to if I had the choice tbh.

scared shitless of Shearer being manager tbh Souness should go a week or so before Xmas shopping window opens, give new manager time to buy a defense that he wants. on an associated thread of conciousness, how would playing Carr, Ramage, Taylor, NewLB strike you lot? I'v been thinking about it, we won't go down, and we've still got a decent shout at some form of European spot (even if it is the bliddy Inter-two-bob), Why not let these two young defende3rs shoulder the responsibility as they seem to be the best defenders at the club and have the most to gain from continued presence in the first team.. just a thought.

an exceptional footballer posessed by a spoilt 6 yr old, oh if only the BMA would permit genesplicing experiments. a 19 yr old spliced with Shearer, spliced with Robert, Beardsley, Sir Les, Cole, Ginola. trouble is, with our luck we'd get a stubborn, spoilt, child-beating, one footed, ego-maniacal, flounce-alot Still he's a mardy bum who has wasted his chance to become a true great for this club and now a club operating beneath his ability

so fucking glad I don't watch this shite and don't try and spin that tired old "I watch it 'Ironically' because I'm tremndy" shite either. you should watch proper programmes or nothing. it's like field of Dreams, if you watch shit, they'll make more.

six pack of Carlsberg Export, a Chicken Korma wioth Keema Nan and Ong Bak

comic book geeks aren't as bad as computer game geeks... fuck this is an embarrassing point to make an issue of... I suck...

apparently up and down the country there are pockets of morons booing in the minutes silence. I know that he wasn't a particularly good role model off the pitch, and I know he played for Man U, but I think this is totally out of order.

Black Rebel Motor Club- As Sure As The Sun- B.R.M.C Over-Hyped, but still occassionally worth a listen.

with that I bid you good night and fare well remember, the more originally stupid ways you can find to spend the moeny, the more interesting for the rest of us.

well it's twenty to six in the am and I want you to answer the question posed above. What you would buy with £10,000,000. (or the equivalent in Ozzie Dollars) and I don't mean "nice house, nice car, nice boat" I want websites, and prices. Material items only, no charitible donations or Savings accounts etc. Staff will count towards the total, as will holidays and services (hitmen etc.*) it's not like you're snowed under mate.

didn't Pele also say that Butt was world class and was one of Englands "true Greats"?

I sense a sidstinct lack of MExican cuisine in that shopping list there young lady, quite frankly I'm disappointed in you. You've let Toontastic down, you've let me down, but worst of all you've let yourself down. I think the best thing for you to do is begin a new thread which apologises to the board for your behaviour and frankly rude and slightly racist approach to shopping. I also think someone should start a thread about exactly what they would buy with £10,000,000. and I don't mean "nice house, nice car, nice boat" I want websites, and prices. Material items only, no charitible donations or Savings accounts etc. Staff will count towards the total, as will holidays and services (hitmen etc.*) shut up it's way to wile away the hours instead of working, isn't it? *well you never know....

you're as cultured as a scouser

I can think of a helluva lot of better ways to spend £30,000

best Mexican meal ever! great little place in Leeds called "Cactus", top rate service, top rate food and top rate top bollocks on the waitress. so hot that I didn't have a piss, I popped the fly and steam came out instead! I'm a happy Fish

How many Psycho analysts does it take to change a light bulb? only one, but the light bulb has to want to change these jokes suck

Guys a legend. RIP

don't get beer goggles I tend to settle for the girls with the slowest looking pimp

genuinely talented footballer, career cut short never see another player who had such an impact on the game. never a better named footballer tbh (p.s. he was a bit of a prat off the pitch though)

heard it before like. must do better