The Fish

well I'll swap you, I'm pretty much the only living person in my house, Pops is only conmedic when he's not stressed out by work.. which is 90% of the time. I always spell swap badly at the first attemopt... always want to put an 'o' in there.... God help me I'm going to Blyth tonight, I'm wearing my stab vest. but I'm going to wear my trendy Studenty scarf and a pink t-shirt... that should antogonise the locals no-end... so should using words that have more than one syllable..

is your fancy job title "Vision technician", "Waste management co-ordinator", "Paper based Periodical distribution assistant"

Paedo tbh

I'm back home now, I was in Oxley Hall last year, but now live at the Hyde Park, literally just behind the Hyde Park Pub. I'm living in Seaton Sluice, just south of Blyth and North of Shitley Bay

I could murder a decent curry, but living in the arsehole of nowhere kind of limits the take away options. there's a decent chippy quite close... but that's about it

I thought it would be apt. also, most use of one line answer followed by smiley... you've got that sewn up surely?

I'd reckon it's more likley to be some soft shite from the local council then any Jewish militant anti-tinsel mob. or perhaps it's just a barrel of bollocks mind?

Most work shy fop... gotta go to Alex.. Have you seen his post count?

will come to see I'm not the most festive of folk.

bye brock Lou, you need help The Fish needs netertainment during the day... I'm impossibly bored.

might find that being a kitty sniper has drawbacks, like when he needs to cash the cheques from the shady contractors...

warm salty water does the trick if I get them like

got the boxed set ages ago and just keep finding myself watching it over and over. staggering camera work and really exceptional stories, made more astounding because they're true. there is naff all on tv tonight though. Wish I'd kept the Band of Brothers fest for now.

oh and I think the pink-ness is just an result of Alex's avatar... it's spreading through the screen.

I'm so bored I can't even bne arsed to bite to Alex's Student jibe-age bought all Xmas presents now, just wandered around Waterstones for an hour and bought the least expensive/interesting things I could find. I'm actually considering watching Band of Brothers again. All of it. In a row.

rooney and ronaldo pic is blatant cut and paste jobby

not aussie at all alex foolish old baldy man he's "what happens when scousers feed their children" very funny, in fact I'd go so far as to say he's funnier than I am....

Dear Wendy is decent.. quite trendy and odd though. never watch "Soul Plane" though.. it's truly truly terrible. It strikes me as a film made by a middle aged white man from scarborough, for a black audience. Utter Utter shite.

her time was trounced by a chubby ex-moustachioed fella mind.

I think I watched some of it.. but I think it's one of those films were you should really give it your full attention to enjoy it. a lot like "Dude where's your car"

no-is doubting her exceptional willpower and skill on a boat... but build her a better boat and she could break the record again... I put it in the same category as F1 drivers; undoubtedly skilled, nerves of steel, but stick an average F1 driver in the best car and I'd bet he could win more races than Schumacher in an average F1 car... might be wrong like.

only really enjoyed Carey in Man in the Moon and the Mask oh and Ace Venturar pet detective has to be one of the worst films I've seen in a long bloody time.

I think I was the only person in the cinema to laugh out loud when the guy falling from the bow of the sinking ship twats his head off a chimney-thing and spins off into the sea... worth it though.

I had tried to argue that McArthurs skill was secondary to the machinery of the boat she was floating about in, also that her record was as much down to good weather as it was her expensive dinghy.. Mam asked if I wanted a cup of tea. to be fair I think this means she's won the argument.

I was fortunate in that I had intended to watch Star Wars, but it was sold out so I figured I'd watch this new Keanu Reeves flick. had heard nothing about it and it was one of those films that became my instant favourite, good idea, well executed and well shot. The Balsa wood performance of Reeves didn't really detract fromt he film. If I'd heard any of the hype I doubt I'd have been so impressed. Totally let down by the sequels though.