The Fish

speaks without saying anything.... quite a feat

you're a founder of a new country, a land completety un-inhabited whose founders have given the task of setting the core rules and laws from which a legal system will sprout to you... some layabout internet person. Nothing too legal beagle, but a foundation of your countries future is all that is required. 1) Right to free speech 2) 1 years National service between 14 and 16 in the public forces (Army, Navy, Airforce, Fire Brigade, Police, Health) 3) Organised secular reglion is forbidden. Non-denominational faith services are permitted and encouraged, but Old religions are forbidden. 4) Voting is mandatory and is restricted to Party (A ) or Party (B ) (their names are irrelevant) 5) All those convicted of a crime will work for the entirety of their incarceration towards the improvement of the country and of themselves. 6) Organ donation is mandatory upon death 7) People with ties to Large companies or special interest groups will only be allowed to make small contributions. Large Companies or special interest groups will also be bound to the same limit. (the equivalent of £2000 in Britain today) 8) All Discrimination (Negative OR Positive) based on Gender, Race, Sexuality and Disability is forbidden. [This list is not exhaustive and may be added to by a majority agreement across both political parties.] 9) Education is paid for by the state until completion of a Degree level qualification 10) This constitution is not exhaustive but may only be added to by unanimous majority across both political parties.

Heinz Beans with Heinz Barbeque sauce added at the heating stage, with Extra Strong Mature cheddar, on toasted doorstep bread with some pringles and a massive mug of tea

too much time on his hands tbh

is calling the kettle black

SU bars are shit. Fact

grubby thick tramp to be honest

I suppose America is similar to many other places in the world, they'd be massively improved by the exclusion of their inhabitants. Paris, London, Leeds, this message board

chicken tikka sandwich with cheese, on white, stuffed with some BBQ pringles also haqve you ever tried the BBQ chicken and Bacon baguette from the Hyde park? £1.39 for a pint of Carlsberg extra cold on mondays... whether you're a student or not

boredom rules...

ah right, yeah the cobbled street leads to my street "Regents Park Terrace". thank the lord for the Hyde Park Pub, Robovideo, Hello fisheries, and Onestop

no mate, other side of the bridge. and to Gemmil and alex I can only say.. merry Xmas you miserable old gits

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maybe a shwank?

BLAST

still can't figure out why someone would steal it? looks shit tbh

fair enough

I've never done it, but I guess i've always had something else that I need to buy when I go to the shop.. so it's not like "I'm not just buying bog roll cos I'll look like I need a shit" more like "While I'm in here I'll buy some Apple Juice"..... I suppose the last part of that was excessive detail, but fuck it I'm bored.

is that your tumble weed?

not judging just passing comment tbh

and the unbearable likeness of Me http://artpad.art.com/?irruax19wzeo

perv tbh

bah humbug

knows it's true

well I'm off out to lunch today with Little Miss Big Boobs and a mutual friend who is thinking about breast implants. Now I don't buy into this big is beautiful thing when it comes to breasts, I prefer them managable (that looks incorrectly spelt) but I suppose if he wants bigger boobs it's his choice.