The Fish

does giving money to someone who is asking for it, truly a random act of kindness? I wouldn't have thought so

ironic uncooolness... that's devious man very bavaric of you

you suck at being cool.

will be haunted by the ghost of Gary Glitter once the nonce dies.

's theme tune goes "FUCKTAAAAAARD FUCKTARD, munununuh nuhuh FUCKTAAAAAARD FUCKTARD, munununuh nuhuh" ... cos he's a fucktard

I walked into a bar to "Little Green Bag" once so cool especially as I had pushed open both doors. I couldn't help but strut and loadsa people looked and I reckon at least 1 one of them didn't think I was a total loser. ....good times.

suhweet

I can't be the only one who wants to walk into rooms to the 20th Century Fox fanfare. oh, actually I want mood music, the Vader theme when I'm all stern and menacing, the 20th Century Fox theme when I'm walking into a room, Bacvk in Black when I walk into a bar and Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaah every time I drop things, oh and a Rimshot everytime I make a pun.

I like my Cars.

types and thinks too quickly for my good. I'm gonna have to put a speeding restriction on you.

couldn't be less of a fucktard anyone needing a definition of fucktard would do well to use Sammynb as an example.

should know she used the word "fucktard" because it was apt as a descriptive term for Sammynb

I'm impressed with the turretage it's very you.

should tell Sammy that he seems to be forgetting that the consensual act of buggery between two men is homosexual. he should also realise my mirth at being accused of homosexuality on one day and homophobia on the next. he's a silly silly little ozzie hippy

makes Gay jokes. and contributes in no other way to society. thereby perpetuating the stereotypical antipodean characteristic

Sea Sucks Boat Sucks Blu Bambu Sucks Clubs in Newcastle Suck how can this shit be made simple?

what do you get if you cross a donkey's heart and half an onion? a piece of ass that'll make your eyes water

I think he'd be confused if I said "Hey, Lou says hi" I think he'd probably look at me as if I was just caught rummaging through his trash sporting an erection

What you would buy with £10,000,000. (or the equivalent in Ozzie Dollars) and I don't mean "nice house, nice car, nice boat" I want websites, and prices. Material items only, no charitible donations or Savings accounts etc. Staff will count towards the total, as will holidays and services (hitmen etc.*) With my £10,000,000 I'd buy.... $8250000/ £4,809,090 http://www.landvest.com/fine_homes/more.asp?PropID=MA0987 £5190910 $9,400/ £5,479.44 http://www.classicsandcustoms.com/search/details.asp? 1=1&listing_id=13979 £5185430.56 Bentley Arnage $200,000/ £116,584 £5068846.56 ... now things are getting tricky..... *You never know....

if proven right, will become my sage and will be bugged at all times of the day for information and advice so as to make my life one of helth wealth and happiness

is wrong, cos one time I found a twenty pound note in m y jeans pocket just before I put them into the wash. With that £20 I went out and "Knew" a girl that I was hankering after!

yeah I'm going to watch him at the Library, £5 entry, lagers pretty cheap and the totty quota is satisfactory for a lecherous old man like me. it's always been a career I'd love to have the ability to do well. There's nowt better than making people laugh well... making people from mud and clay like god did... that's be pretty sweet, but I think he cheated a bit with women, it's easy to make lumps and bumps with clay, much harder to make a square shaped bloke and yes before people ask I do hang around with the Mr Men. except mr Tickle, he has a restraining order and a curfew

should realise I pursue them so that I can herd them into a large pen and drop a mother-in-law joke at one end, then record how long it takes to travel to the other side.

doesnt try to

there's a Robbie Williams Boxed set? oh dear. I will no doubt be treated to that wafting daintly out of my sisters bedroom when I go home... Xmas... SUCKS