The Fish

I heard they overheat all the time like, so I'll be patient

should know I wasn't scared... I just had my thoughts on other things. because my mind is not permenantly in the gutter, unlike some

made me a Xmasy ava thereby denying me an excuse. but I still dislike these christmas shenanigans

I waiting until the Xbox360 drops in price before buying it, that'll also have the added benefit of my buying the version that works ok, instead of the first release stuff which sounds bugged to fuck

Gemmil's probably just asking for you to ask him yourself..

is the queen of the double entendre

ooooooOOoooOoooh get you

should know that Sammy is only contorting in an attempt to avoid the hail of bullets that pepper the ground by his feet.

Get her a book

should know I watched him practising through the scope on my high powered rif.... erm... I saw him on CCtv trying to wow a drunk with his funky moves....yep, that's what I did.

...you're all desperately in need of a shag tbh.. everyday you lot sound more and more like the stereotypical internet geeks. ... and that's coming from someone who owns graphic novels!

buy her a book, shows you care, they're quite cheap, looks dead posh if you get them wrapped up properly, in simple but elegant wrapping paper, a single red ribbon. or buy her the "Clit Kit" from Anne Summers, only costs about £40 I think.... it's the gift that keeps on giving

seperate, otherwise the sogginess just plain ruins the whole thing. pereferrably BBQ flavoured Rpingles mind you, none of this Salt and Vinegar shite.

students get a discount at Anne Summers don't think that'll help you much but I just like to gloat.

can't dance, don't ask him

All men suffering women with PMT have the right to Sundays off. Everything no work, no housework, no nagging, no laundry, allowed to spend the day watching tv, drinking beer, groping their woman arbitrarily etc. it's only fair

speaks without saying anything.... quite a feat

you're a founder of a new country, a land completety un-inhabited whose founders have given the task of setting the core rules and laws from which a legal system will sprout to you... some layabout internet person. Nothing too legal beagle, but a foundation of your countries future is all that is required. 1) Right to free speech 2) 1 years National service between 14 and 16 in the public forces (Army, Navy, Airforce, Fire Brigade, Police, Health) 3) Organised secular reglion is forbidden. Non-denominational faith services are permitted and encouraged, but Old religions are forbidden. 4) Voting is mandatory and is restricted to Party (A ) or Party (B ) (their names are irrelevant) 5) All those convicted of a crime will work for the entirety of their incarceration towards the improvement of the country and of themselves. 6) Organ donation is mandatory upon death 7) People with ties to Large companies or special interest groups will only be allowed to make small contributions. Large Companies or special interest groups will also be bound to the same limit. (the equivalent of £2000 in Britain today) 8) All Discrimination (Negative OR Positive) based on Gender, Race, Sexuality and Disability is forbidden. [This list is not exhaustive and may be added to by a majority agreement across both political parties.] 9) Education is paid for by the state until completion of a Degree level qualification 10) This constitution is not exhaustive but may only be added to by unanimous majority across both political parties.

Heinz Beans with Heinz Barbeque sauce added at the heating stage, with Extra Strong Mature cheddar, on toasted doorstep bread with some pringles and a massive mug of tea

too much time on his hands tbh

is calling the kettle black

SU bars are shit. Fact

grubby thick tramp to be honest

I suppose America is similar to many other places in the world, they'd be massively improved by the exclusion of their inhabitants. Paris, London, Leeds, this message board

chicken tikka sandwich with cheese, on white, stuffed with some BBQ pringles also haqve you ever tried the BBQ chicken and Bacon baguette from the Hyde park? £1.39 for a pint of Carlsberg extra cold on mondays... whether you're a student or not