The Fish

I've never done it, but I guess i've always had something else that I need to buy when I go to the shop.. so it's not like "I'm not just buying bog roll cos I'll look like I need a shit" more like "While I'm in here I'll buy some Apple Juice"..... I suppose the last part of that was excessive detail, but fuck it I'm bored.

is that your tumble weed?

not judging just passing comment tbh

and the unbearable likeness of Me http://artpad.art.com/?irruax19wzeo

perv tbh

bah humbug

knows it's true

well I'm off out to lunch today with Little Miss Big Boobs and a mutual friend who is thinking about breast implants. Now I don't buy into this big is beautiful thing when it comes to breasts, I prefer them managable (that looks incorrectly spelt) but I suppose if he wants bigger boobs it's his choice.

oompa lumpa? I'm 6 foot tall... but the purpleness is fair comment.

should have taken photographs of the fireworks and should post them somewhere useful, like ... oh I dunno... a web based message board?

over 2000... it's not a common name, it's just that people with my name mate more than others, because we're popular and sexy as fuck! this is the truth

made a boo boo silly girl trying to play with computers. stick to knitting

welcome mucker don't provoke Wacky Jnr and everyday will be a holiday

has had less adoring boys fawning around her of late.... perhaps is letting herself go?

well I'll swap you, I'm pretty much the only living person in my house, Pops is only conmedic when he's not stressed out by work.. which is 90% of the time. I always spell swap badly at the first attemopt... always want to put an 'o' in there.... God help me I'm going to Blyth tonight, I'm wearing my stab vest. but I'm going to wear my trendy Studenty scarf and a pink t-shirt... that should antogonise the locals no-end... so should using words that have more than one syllable..

is your fancy job title "Vision technician", "Waste management co-ordinator", "Paper based Periodical distribution assistant"

Paedo tbh

I'm back home now, I was in Oxley Hall last year, but now live at the Hyde Park, literally just behind the Hyde Park Pub. I'm living in Seaton Sluice, just south of Blyth and North of Shitley Bay

I could murder a decent curry, but living in the arsehole of nowhere kind of limits the take away options. there's a decent chippy quite close... but that's about it

I thought it would be apt. also, most use of one line answer followed by smiley... you've got that sewn up surely?

I'd reckon it's more likley to be some soft shite from the local council then any Jewish militant anti-tinsel mob. or perhaps it's just a barrel of bollocks mind?

Most work shy fop... gotta go to Alex.. Have you seen his post count?

will come to see I'm not the most festive of folk.

bye brock Lou, you need help The Fish needs netertainment during the day... I'm impossibly bored.

might find that being a kitty sniper has drawbacks, like when he needs to cash the cheques from the shady contractors...