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The Fish

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  1. The Fish

    Beans

    seperate, otherwise the sogginess just plain ruins the whole thing. pereferrably BBQ flavoured Rpingles mind you, none of this Salt and Vinegar shite.
  2. students get a discount at Anne Summers don't think that'll help you much but I just like to gloat.
  3. All men suffering women with PMT have the right to Sundays off. Everything no work, no housework, no nagging, no laundry, allowed to spend the day watching tv, drinking beer, groping their woman arbitrarily etc. it's only fair
  4. speaks without saying anything.... quite a feat
  5. you're a founder of a new country, a land completety un-inhabited whose founders have given the task of setting the core rules and laws from which a legal system will sprout to you... some layabout internet person. Nothing too legal beagle, but a foundation of your countries future is all that is required. 1) Right to free speech 2) 1 years National service between 14 and 16 in the public forces (Army, Navy, Airforce, Fire Brigade, Police, Health) 3) Organised secular reglion is forbidden. Non-denominational faith services are permitted and encouraged, but Old religions are forbidden. 4) Voting is mandatory and is restricted to Party (A ) or Party (B ) (their names are irrelevant) 5) All those convicted of a crime will work for the entirety of their incarceration towards the improvement of the country and of themselves. 6) Organ donation is mandatory upon death 7) People with ties to Large companies or special interest groups will only be allowed to make small contributions. Large Companies or special interest groups will also be bound to the same limit. (the equivalent of £2000 in Britain today) 8) All Discrimination (Negative OR Positive) based on Gender, Race, Sexuality and Disability is forbidden. [This list is not exhaustive and may be added to by a majority agreement across both political parties.] 9) Education is paid for by the state until completion of a Degree level qualification 10) This constitution is not exhaustive but may only be added to by unanimous majority across both political parties.
  6. The Fish

    Beans

    Heinz Beans with Heinz Barbeque sauce added at the heating stage, with Extra Strong Mature cheddar, on toasted doorstep bread with some pringles and a massive mug of tea
  7. too much time on his hands tbh
  8. grubby thick tramp to be honest
  9. I suppose America is similar to many other places in the world, they'd be massively improved by the exclusion of their inhabitants. Paris, London, Leeds, this message board
  10. chicken tikka sandwich with cheese, on white, stuffed with some BBQ pringles also haqve you ever tried the BBQ chicken and Bacon baguette from the Hyde park? £1.39 for a pint of Carlsberg extra cold on mondays... whether you're a student or not
  11. ah right, yeah the cobbled street leads to my street "Regents Park Terrace". thank the lord for the Hyde Park Pub, Robovideo, Hello fisheries, and Onestop
  12. no mate, other side of the bridge. and to Gemmil and alex I can only say.. merry Xmas you miserable old gits
  13. Uncanny! 69740[/snapback]
  14. still can't figure out why someone would steal it? looks shit tbh
  15. I've never done it, but I guess i've always had something else that I need to buy when I go to the shop.. so it's not like "I'm not just buying bog roll cos I'll look like I need a shit" more like "While I'm in here I'll buy some Apple Juice"..... I suppose the last part of that was excessive detail, but fuck it I'm bored.
  16. is that your tumble weed?
  17. The Fish

    Keeley

    not judging just passing comment tbh
  18. and the unbearable likeness of Me http://artpad.art.com/?irruax19wzeo
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