The Fish

one again resorts to gay jokes, me thinks the lad doth protest too much

if your pal has already used the iPod it might have been registered and somehow not be able to use a different pc.. no real idea though

it's a bit of a gamble to be honest

well obviously it took a fair few mice

I'm eating a mice pie I'm bored

didn't you think the ending was a little too neat and tidy?

very funny shit

the 1980's called, they want the floorfiller back

sounds like he'd spend more time on the sofa to be frank

how much did it cost marra?

Also.. you can't Dance. not like me

you can shut it an' all

that'll be it then

get a proper job softlad

why?

Holiday weight? How long have you been off for? 73474[/snapback] fooking ages mate, so bored I might stab my own leg...

you made sure all your files have been deleted from your folder labelled "Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson's greatest hits"

wow... that's genius...

listen Stumpy McGrew, I'm just carrying some holiday weight I'll be back down to my naturally svelte and sexy figure sharpish p.s. you're all bastards, especially DotBum who has not seen my new beefier shape

home made my man, home made my mother is a superb cook

fancy dan I'll stick to Victoria Sponge

I fancy getting the BOSE system for it, but I don't know if there is better stuff out there?

fancy cakes? you mean fondant fancies?

will they permit smoking in the house this year (who can spot the punchline trundling over the comedy horizon?)

maybe the buttons are bigger for our fat podgy fingers?