The Fish

listen Stumpy McGrew, I'm just carrying some holiday weight I'll be back down to my naturally svelte and sexy figure sharpish p.s. you're all bastards, especially DotBum who has not seen my new beefier shape

home made my man, home made my mother is a superb cook

fancy dan I'll stick to Victoria Sponge

I fancy getting the BOSE system for it, but I don't know if there is better stuff out there?

fancy cakes? you mean fondant fancies?

will they permit smoking in the house this year (who can spot the punchline trundling over the comedy horizon?)

maybe the buttons are bigger for our fat podgy fingers?

where is Anapod downloadable from then knackerjack?

where do you live by the way Smoothy?

how about these ones? ? if not I'll stump for this one again

what a bunch of dossing bstds, the minute people are back at work the traffic on here shoots right up! At least I've got an excuse for being on here... i've nothing else to do, but you lot should be working.

I'd bite more but I'm actually recently very sensitive about my weight. Two of the three New Years Resolutions are about it..

bstds

Cath will have had a shit phone to be frank on and according to "Balderdash and Piffle" NAFF means Not Available For Fucking and TBH means To Be Had I find it interesting because it finally answers some questions I've been pondering about the direction that a few posters on here swing. It's clear they're using the acronym as a indicator to others of their persuasion...

It'll need to be one with a wide door. 73153[/snapback] this coming from the only Ginger robotic Orca Whale? aye Pud how about O'Neils opposite the Central Station. now it's your turn, name the day

would only look good on that list of people who died that rolls by every year

should know a 14yr old girl just called asking for you... apparently she wants her period back.

revealed his own fascination with the two once proud singsters p.s. I've two older sisters, I didn't like the warbling bollocks coming from their rooms but I couldn't exactly escape it what was your excuse?

for some reason.. I just thought Lesley(sp) Ash and Jeffrey Archer in a bizarre yet fortuitous motorway accident.

pikey fucker, go exchange it man. it'll be covered on your insurance. that's what happened to mine and they gave me a flash new one. which reminds me I'm going to get the SLVR or the ROKR in the next week or so, when I can bother my arse to go into town and actually exchange this one. any opinions or suggestions regarding the phone?

welcome back I've nothing interesting to say so..... I'm inventing a new sandwiche a sweet mincepie sandwiche... it's very tastey... but I think it'll be bettered by toasting it.

don't tell me? Souness out Owen's injured Luque is GREAT! Luque isn't GREAT and my favourite the Stop making new threads thread

I've got the USB cable that you can have mate I've also got the cd which has the itunes software and stuff. let me know the next time you're in town during this week and I'll meet and hand it over

love to hear Slavens tears tbh anyone got it?

he showed flashes of real class and he's beginning to sharpen up, I think he'll be decent. nowt great but good.