The Fish

sounds like he'd spend more time on the sofa to be frank

how much did it cost marra?

Also.. you can't Dance. not like me

you can shut it an' all

that'll be it then

get a proper job softlad

why?

Holiday weight? How long have you been off for? 73474[/snapback] fooking ages mate, so bored I might stab my own leg...

you made sure all your files have been deleted from your folder labelled "Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson's greatest hits"

wow... that's genius...

listen Stumpy McGrew, I'm just carrying some holiday weight I'll be back down to my naturally svelte and sexy figure sharpish p.s. you're all bastards, especially DotBum who has not seen my new beefier shape

home made my man, home made my mother is a superb cook

fancy dan I'll stick to Victoria Sponge

I fancy getting the BOSE system for it, but I don't know if there is better stuff out there?

fancy cakes? you mean fondant fancies?

will they permit smoking in the house this year (who can spot the punchline trundling over the comedy horizon?)

maybe the buttons are bigger for our fat podgy fingers?

where is Anapod downloadable from then knackerjack?

where do you live by the way Smoothy?

how about these ones? ? if not I'll stump for this one again

what a bunch of dossing bstds, the minute people are back at work the traffic on here shoots right up! At least I've got an excuse for being on here... i've nothing else to do, but you lot should be working.

I'd bite more but I'm actually recently very sensitive about my weight. Two of the three New Years Resolutions are about it..

bstds

Cath will have had a shit phone to be frank on and according to "Balderdash and Piffle" NAFF means Not Available For Fucking and TBH means To Be Had I find it interesting because it finally answers some questions I've been pondering about the direction that a few posters on here swing. It's clear they're using the acronym as a indicator to others of their persuasion...

It'll need to be one with a wide door. 73153[/snapback] this coming from the only Ginger robotic Orca Whale? aye Pud how about O'Neils opposite the Central Station. now it's your turn, name the day