The Fish

best public shitter was in the Akbars on Greek street in Leeds... They must know some of their curries require some real "Downtime"... right comfy and the scenery is passable too...

See Father Christmas would be nothing without the Coca Cola corporation, which used to use cocaine... which kinda leads me to suspect all that white powder we see surrounding Mr and Mrs Claus... I doubt it's H2O origins... I think wor Saint Nick is actually the head of a Columbian Cartel...

shoulda gone to spec-savers tbh

not worse than mutya, but certainly not better it's like removing the stone from your shoe and replacing it with a thorn...

heard it tbh

BBQ are the only PRingles worth mentioning, they rule the addictive bent oval crisp family and should be worshipped from afar

.... well you for a start, for if you'd left me to my thing it would have already finished, but in trying to prevent it, you intentionally force me to keep trying, thereby increasing my count... and not-surprisingly, yours aswell who saw that coming???

sleeps the ebst thing for you my boy

what the fuck does that mean Rob... to what do you refer???

not ruining... just delaying the inevitable tbh but carry on... it's a work out for your fingers I suppose

Bouncers react to that which befalls them... Fact. Neevr had real trouble with Bouncers despite being the most arsey gobby shite that many on this board have ever met.... Just ask Catmag..... especially about the time she "Presented herself" at me.....

I'll forgive you.... if only you'd cease posting...

to be honest a lot of the "beauties" displayed on 'tinterweb are about as rough as the nasty nightclub sex grannies on display in Whitley Bay's worst hot spots....

I've heard that aspersion cast before tbh

well...... off you pop then....

that's not even trying tbh

cheers

Tired? go to sleep

yup

on the birght side I went to the pub and tried to buy a round and the barman said "I've got this one" this happened three times with three different members of staff before my mates cottoned on and made me give them the money to go get the drinks with... in the end I only bought three pints of lager all night.... ace biscuits...

not too bad so far

or 16lb Sledge hammer

it's just thee mee and spiongee now tbh

QUICK Check the Scousers pockets!

... me....? .....nope.... ...... ... ..Well... little bit yeah