The Fish

sorry spongey there is nowt sadder than whittering on about fucking no marks and thereby perpetuating the style of programming. I doubt you'd be so defensive if you weren't, deep down, embarrassed about watching it. tell the truth, you'd watch repeats of Monty Python if it was on, or Porridge, West Wing etc. etc.

tell Mags that I missed the apostrophe that would have indicated the substituion of the "be" at the beginning of the word. and should also go forth and find his worth

I got an email off silky today... just wanted to set alex, gemmil et al off on another rant. ... crikey I'm easily amused

... for the love of all that is holy, why do you people watch this shite? the more you watch the more they record, the more they record the more channels are flooded with it, the more channels coveed in it the elss quality tv seeps through, you're aiding and abetting the slow and steady decline of this country. yes melodramatic, but a damned sight more entertaining that that dross!

belches nothing but bile from twixt his lips

buy their records some more then

but you are forgetting the many many wonderful things that Michael Barrymore has done for this country, nay the world! easiest way to make sure not one of these no marks profits from the show is to... turn over and watch the news.

will not watch this unless food is with-held and weapons are introduced. I want Lord of the Flies style shit going on in there before I flick the remote

a man a plan a canal. Panama

I thought this was going to be about John Fitzgerald.....

at his peak? unfortunately he was at his peak when he was banned

at least give us a link mate?

whey I was in the top 29.93% of the country... on £13,000 Gross I know that the top 5% of the world own 95% of the wealth, but I think the calculator is screwed.

the Foofoo one for Gemmil

I don't like "installations" some modern art paintings I enjoy, some I hate but I at least can respect the artist to a degree... this "Pile of Bricks" polava is just a Pile of Shit in my eyes.

she's lucky to have a wordsmith like you man

The Stubby Clap

The Office

same here. it's not that I'm going bald-er, it's just that I haven't had a hair cut in a while and it looked shit, so rather than bother my arse to fanny on with wax or Gel I'd just wear a hat. I've sort of reached a receding hairline place that I'm not bothered about, it's staying at this level and that's fine...

to be fair Gol, I didn't know the majority of them and had to guess as to why they were in there at all. I certainly wouldn't recognise the majority if they weren't wearing a name tag. This whole sleb culture sickens me, it seems you can become famous without having any discernibl talent. Big Brother started it all and now it's a monster swallowing us all. They are Z-list celebrities for a reason, they've had their fifteen minutes and should all fuck off and retire.

should know I'm not doing anything "surrently" sillly hippy

Popolos

ahhh but Brocky my boy, I've worked for three years prior to my educational stint in the Univeristy of Leeds, therefore I've contributed more to society financially than yourself I also like to think my opinions and conversation adds much to society as a whole. You however, are still waiti9ng for that horrific moment when you get your first real pay cheque to see that the taxboys have ripped you off big time.

you think that rescues you Brock? interesting speaking of which I've never talked to a chav who actually admitted to it. I guess it's like alcoholsim in that way, just without the social grace or acceptance.

I got the connection problems too....