The Fish

I don't like "installations" some modern art paintings I enjoy, some I hate but I at least can respect the artist to a degree... this "Pile of Bricks" polava is just a Pile of Shit in my eyes.

she's lucky to have a wordsmith like you man

The Stubby Clap

The Office

same here. it's not that I'm going bald-er, it's just that I haven't had a hair cut in a while and it looked shit, so rather than bother my arse to fanny on with wax or Gel I'd just wear a hat. I've sort of reached a receding hairline place that I'm not bothered about, it's staying at this level and that's fine...

to be fair Gol, I didn't know the majority of them and had to guess as to why they were in there at all. I certainly wouldn't recognise the majority if they weren't wearing a name tag. This whole sleb culture sickens me, it seems you can become famous without having any discernibl talent. Big Brother started it all and now it's a monster swallowing us all. They are Z-list celebrities for a reason, they've had their fifteen minutes and should all fuck off and retire.

should know I'm not doing anything "surrently" sillly hippy

Popolos

ahhh but Brocky my boy, I've worked for three years prior to my educational stint in the Univeristy of Leeds, therefore I've contributed more to society financially than yourself I also like to think my opinions and conversation adds much to society as a whole. You however, are still waiti9ng for that horrific moment when you get your first real pay cheque to see that the taxboys have ripped you off big time.

you think that rescues you Brock? interesting speaking of which I've never talked to a chav who actually admitted to it. I guess it's like alcoholsim in that way, just without the social grace or acceptance.

I got the connection problems too....

I can't be the only one who posted in this thread to reduce the likliehood of their name appearing in the list can I ?

the first team is a little stronger in certain areas, but the squad is far far weaker. Robson's team needed tweaking and some egos sorted out, unfortunately the worst and most detrimental egos are still here while the noisiest have gone. I fear the influence of Shearer and Dyer far more than I did Robert and Bellamy. Also, at least Robert and Bellamy actually contributed goals and assists or effort and pace to the team.

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hey up, he's on the blower again Monsieur Chunk

I like the absolutely silent one which creeps up on people... a mate of mine must have some kind of gastro-problem, his gaseous deposits could melt your eyebrows off. he actually made a lad throw up, admittedly the poor kid was feeling a little sickly already, but the fumes eminating from Neils sphincter were potent enough to tip him over the edge and hurry his path to the crapper

your a couple of homs tbf whiney pap-star brings nothing good or originial to the already massively over populated middle of the road shite that swamp the charts on their way to the Simon Cowell perpetuated bandwagon

it's probably cos you're such an intimidating bloke.

646-Pound Catfish Netted in Thailand Fishermen in northern Thailand have netted a fish as big as a grizzly bear, a 646-pound Mekong giant catfish, the heaviest recorded since Thai officials started keeping records in 1981. The behemoth was caught in the Mekong River and may be the largest freshwater fish ever found. "It's amazing to think that giants like this still swim in some of the world's rivers," said Dr. Zeb Hogan, a WWF Conservation Science fellow and leader of a new World Wildlife Fund (WWF) and National Geographic Society project to identify and study all freshwater fish over 6 feet long or 200 pounds. "We've now confirmed now that this catfish is the current record holder, an astonishing find." The fish was caught and eaten in a remote village in Thailand along the Mekong River, home to more species of giant fish than any other river. Local environmentalists and government officials negotiated to release the record-breaking animal so it could continue its spawning migration in the far north of Thailand, near the borders of Thailand, Laos, Myanmar and China - also known as the "Golden Triangle"). But the fish, an adult male, later died. The species is declining, which fishermen in the region blame on upstream dams and environmental deterioration. The specimen is the largest giant catfish ever recorded; it is listed by the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest freshwater fish. The Mekong giant catfish is Southeast Asia's largest and rarest fish and the focus of Dr. Hogan's project along with about two-dozen other species around the world such as the giant freshwater stingray, the infamous dog-eating catfish, the dinosaur-like arapaima, and the Chinese paddlefish - all of which remain contenders for the title of the world's largest fish. Long shots for the title include caviar-producing sturgeon, goliath Amazon catfish, giant lungfish, razor-toothed gars, massive cods, and Mongolian salmon. "I'm thrilled that we've set a new record, but we need to put this discovery in context: these giant fish are uniformly poorly studied and some are critically endangered. Some, like the Mekong giant catfish, face extinction," continued Dr. Hogan. "My study of giant freshwater fish is showing a clear and global pattern: the largest fish species are disappearing. The challenge is clear: we must find methods to protect these species and their habitats. By acting now, we can save animals like the Mekong giant catfish from extinction." The Mekong River Basin is home to more species of massive fish than any river on Earth. It is also the most productive fishery in the world, generating $1.7 billion each year. Fish from the Mekong are the primary source of protein for the 73 million people that live along the river.

Gemmil, the Kettle just called, he wants his black back

one again resorts to gay jokes, me thinks the lad doth protest too much

if your pal has already used the iPod it might have been registered and somehow not be able to use a different pc.. no real idea though

it's a bit of a gamble to be honest

well obviously it took a fair few mice

I'm eating a mice pie I'm bored