The Fish

did you shake your belly like a bowl full of jelly?

alex... you got a new job? I guess the whole "Dress up as Santa and sit in Shopping Malls touching kiddies" was a seasonal gig wasn't it?

The Useless Bumpkin?

AF, me old mucker, me old buddy old pal, old friend still think Newcastle is the pit of hell? still think we're all racist, xenophobic, hateful walking monuments to the prehistoric age? .... still a cunt?

thank the gods for your return Lou, I've contemplating cutting myself off from the net cos this place grinds to a halt without your contributions. (they've been talking about nothing pub names.. nowt remotely zaney, nor wacky about that.) Silky's fine, he's in Leeds on Saturday which is frustrating cos I'm not down til sunday. But I've told him to chat to the barmen at the club he's working, as Nick is funny and says typicaly Nick-type things. after a few moments you'll realise that what he is saying is typically Nick-type stuff.

gutted that I missed out on the AF baiting mind. if for no reason than it takes the attention off me for a while. who am I kidding, I crave the attention

the pair of you would scrap for a slice of her cherry pie though

Friday June 30th 2073.... but if I lose a stone I am to die on Friday May 8th 2071 or grow and inch Sunday May 10th 2065 ... yet my mam, will live to 102 yrs old according to this thing....

the George Best

can't be arsed to read the entire thread, but I was just wondering... Why can I smell the Monthly Vaginal Discharge seeping from this part of the forum??

well aren't you the little demagogue

sorry spongey there is nowt sadder than whittering on about fucking no marks and thereby perpetuating the style of programming. I doubt you'd be so defensive if you weren't, deep down, embarrassed about watching it. tell the truth, you'd watch repeats of Monty Python if it was on, or Porridge, West Wing etc. etc.

tell Mags that I missed the apostrophe that would have indicated the substituion of the "be" at the beginning of the word. and should also go forth and find his worth

I got an email off silky today... just wanted to set alex, gemmil et al off on another rant. ... crikey I'm easily amused

... for the love of all that is holy, why do you people watch this shite? the more you watch the more they record, the more they record the more channels are flooded with it, the more channels coveed in it the elss quality tv seeps through, you're aiding and abetting the slow and steady decline of this country. yes melodramatic, but a damned sight more entertaining that that dross!

belches nothing but bile from twixt his lips

buy their records some more then

but you are forgetting the many many wonderful things that Michael Barrymore has done for this country, nay the world! easiest way to make sure not one of these no marks profits from the show is to... turn over and watch the news.

will not watch this unless food is with-held and weapons are introduced. I want Lord of the Flies style shit going on in there before I flick the remote

a man a plan a canal. Panama

I thought this was going to be about John Fitzgerald.....

at his peak? unfortunately he was at his peak when he was banned

at least give us a link mate?

whey I was in the top 29.93% of the country... on £13,000 Gross I know that the top 5% of the world own 95% of the wealth, but I think the calculator is screwed.

the Foofoo one for Gemmil