The Fish

god, that's the worst insult you've dropped today alex.. I'd fucking kill myself if, after my first album went No.1, someone described me as the Next "James Blunt" or "Jamie Cullum"

I suppose the thrill is in the chase... but he is a wonderfully deluded little man isn't he? at least I admit I'm a pikey lay about fat student

... you're comparing curing cancer... to being a talented musician.... sweet lord abovejust how far up your own arse can one man be? oh and by the way I want to be a Therapist when I get qualified, but wouldn't have any complaints if I wasn't capable and instead took a 9-5 job which paid me a decent wage and didn't bring me home depressed or angry.

AF is easier to wind up and he does tend to rate higher on the Flunce-o-meter... perhaps alex would find that quarry more fun?

he is ashamed... ... he writes jingles ... shame you don't have the same good grace

so's your face

if I took the piss out of myself constantly, how would alex fill his day?

read this thread again AF, I come out of it, looking fucking class!

hilarious me old mucker, hill-air-ee-us

.. a little precious about our job aren't we? some would say such reactionary anger could stem from deep seated malcontent... perhaps you're not too happy that your creative force is limited to "Jinglemongering" when you'd prefer to spend your effort on more worthwhile musical pieces? maybe you're upset you're not making "real" music, and are, instead, doing the musical equivalent to Actors waiting tables?

there are few things that can rival my current size, but Gemmil's ego is right up there challenging with the best tectonic plates around.

don't mind the old man Lou, he's just bitter that the joi de vivre has been extinguished form his life

it was out the door long before now sweetheart.

oooooOOoOooOOooh get you

it's not that his arse is big, it's just everything else looks smaller in comparison. even me

The Blue Pygamas

Gemmil..... fucking ginger robot tbh

I've a 34 waist and should get down to a 32 if I don't want to look like I'm carrying a Manatee in a Papoose when wearing shorts

I'll have you know I'm currently doing pressups with a Honda Prelude on my back

student from 22 to 32 HA, I win haway that was easy,

noI'm guessing Renton you were 18 when you were a student, and if you ask Catmag, I was thin when I was younger. but a 24yr old living the Student lifestyle has to run the risk of putting on a couple of pounds. and DotBum, that's not me, that's the shine from alex's head

you tell yourself that?? self deprecation is wasted in this forum tbh oh and to AF there I fear

listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out. I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper and I was still carrying some holiday weight... and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison! ... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

Hey, I'm thin! Unlike you 75390[/snapback] Like Shite.

wel... i don't quite know what to say ...