The Fish

I was watching it, but I went away for the weekend and when I got back it was boring. They all were pretty moany and the rows had stopped. They just wanted cigarettes which they got.....rivetting stuff 80371[/snapback] all jokes aside did you expect anything better? I really don't get this show anymore, it used to be ... remotely entertaining, but it's become absolute bilge, and not in a good way. yet people still watch it, the complain about how nothing happens, then create message board threads about how the people on their tv screen are; talentless, irritating, frustrating, attention seeking, etc. etc. and so on and so on... think Field of Dreams in reverse if you don't watch it, it won't be on!

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds. If you say Chuck Norris’ name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

well debbie, that just plain hurts my feelings. Now skedaddle before I find the violent past-time that occurs when interior medicine and interior designing collide go on, Skat!

Hippy ....

I was smacking the AF Pinata about mate. it's too tempting.

Crash it's really really well composed, some of the actors are suspect however. Still an enjoyable and involving film. It's like Traffic's less complicated, neurotic and whiney sister.

it's an homage, it is still original however. but if you're simply looking at the packing instead of the present then good god man, I don't even wanna know you. (so tempting to call you a girls name or "newbie", why... I didn't even whistle!)

Anyone who posts, or tells a joke, or wears make up, or even opens their mouth could be called an attention whore. (So I guess I am on all counts ) Oh, yeah, and Scott Parker's a southerner.... *waits for logic to cause GF's head to melt* 79805[/snapback] well hell, I don't know there suzie, I'm not sure if I can begin to understand the complex issues that have addled your mind. "Why didn't Jonny call me back after our quiet time after school at his house, why is that one boob is bigger than the other, Why can't I find a man who Really gets my noises??..."I'm sorry I can't help, I really wish I could hop aboard the Giveacrap express and help you with these Ever so important things sweetcheeks, but maybe if you stopped being so terribly quick to bitch and moan we'd be less prone to poking you with a stick.

Fwip

stop polluting my thread with guff there Betsy! there will be a fury unleashed not unlike the wrath you suffered when your mommy found those pages that you tore out of the Kaye's Catalogue were not for masturbatory assistance, but for fashion advice!

smells like the honey dew on cherry blossom... or some such nonsense.

Boing

Well, as much I'd love to have a go , I've got nothing against bullies and ignorant people.... just southerners and whiney pissant attention whores.

or just smack her upside the head?

listening

not playing.

Freedonia

pugnacious

unrequited

is this the one which is just a link from one "This is a great blonde joke" link to another? nice, but it's been done mate.

I m,ademyself some curry

Fakeganda

explodes

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Maltesers