The Fish

should be applauded for her cynicism and yet commitment to open-mindedness a glorious paradox, you'd all agree.

has returned civility to the thread and I for one am pleased.

I'm advocating post-natal abortion for many of those posters...

well that's five minutes of my life I can't get back... so I'm back in Leeds, I'd expect the post count to launch into the realms of the rediculous. I'd blame Jesus

recondite

you're still contributing to crap tv, the lot of you!

so are we going to run a book on AF's inevitable return or what? I wonder how long it'll be untill he claims that Newcastle is the hub of bigotry next time?

I like to think of myself as more your "Steve HArper" style bench warmer... loved by the fans, respected by the first team, and the moment a particular poster gets injured, dropped or sold, I'll be first choice straight away. ... you two are more like Martin Brittain and Michael Chopra

he'd probably suggest starting the Mornington crescent thread

it won't work mate, Gol or Craig will zap your post count and you'll be training with the kids

can't think why, what with your positive and constructive efforts.

you drop any lower in my estimations then it won't be an estimation it'll be a direct quote, it'll be Zero. The Cribs- You're gonna lose us

Yes, Yes I am The Crimea- Lottery winners on Acid

he's a tart a tart, it's plain to see to see, he's flouncier than you and me, he's a tart a tart.... not jingle gold I grant you, but I'd wager it's a darned sight sharper than the white pee this clown produces

yeah right that's why you're listening to it Bloc Party-Helicppter

and I will BE again... quite the curious post there miladdio this DW is an odd ball and no mistake

sure why not, and the county council as well, blame a loose paving slab or something

well.. if they have the NHL logo, they should prevent you from falling over then I'd sue howay, get more american in your old age!

so it's basically Gol, trying to up the number of posts from people? AF is a publicity stunt? I feel cheated

Dennis Rodman's in? surely I would have spotted him? I watch that "Laughter File" of his all the time

so basically it's your own damned fault. nee sympathy then mucker. you should always lace your boots, says so on the packet.

is there no way we can encourage more AF types to turn up for a day or so each? they're funny

I knew I was missing a trick, I could get a job as a "Sofa" look-a-like

how'd you bust your knee? (well he's obviously wanting someone to ask, so I figured I'd jump on the conversation hand grenade.)

that quote of Groucho Marx was genius *Paraphrasing* I'm off to Iowa to give a speech, then back here for an award, then to france to be honored by the French President... but I'd swap it all for an erection