The Fish

stick a caterpillar in a pyrex container and put it on low for a minute or so... >POP< of course if you're wanting to make a mess I suppose just a hand full of the useless bugs (wasps, earwigs, caterpillars and cornflies), shut the door and wait for the fireworks..

Potato

Hey Fatty

criminal

gargantuan

fresian

Some sort of fucking authority on turnips are we? 82676[/snapback] well, yes I am. I'm on the snowball committee for the Hyde Park area. it's seasonal work, but worth every piece of chewing gum they give you at least I offered an answer instead of cutting remarks, you mean mean boy that's it, I'm never posting here ever again, you're all bastards and are picking on me purely because I'm a snowball officianado!

definitely not a snowball

Hatch

PARTY

... own goal me thinks

I know mate, but I don't feel the need to become one.

Got to say I'm a fan of the Polish Bullet and the old favourite, Long Island Iced Tea

nothing new, AF is a self obsessed southern drama queen... he's trying ingratiate himself with the other girls who frequent the board in much the same way as the snivelly whiney effeminate kid at school.

Lost

stick em both on an island with a huge, yet strangely elusive monster, polar bears, boars murderous "others", that hobbity fella, and a crazy french bird whose face I recognise but whose name I can't place.

if this isn't a "waaaaah waaaaah look at me" thread then by the Gods I don't know what would be. AF... maybe people would stop calling you a wanker in the other threads if you weren't the fucking epitome! that was quite cathartic...

genius

automatic

.. I'll take em all on tbh all I need is teletubbies dvd and they'd be so distracted I could whomp them one by one....

Hi, my names Asprilla Foreskin. Would you like to catch a mov.... wot?.... why are you looking at me like that? is it cos I is suven? wot yoo want? Always bullying me yoo norveners!

don't, for the love of all thaT is holy, get rid of AF... he's more entertaining than a midget tasked with caging a lion

I'm drunk and quite quite confused., why exactly do I need a pig hat? on the bright side I am not dancing anymore. so tired, so bedtime. straight after this Kojak episode

this coming from El Baldo, king of the Baldies? oh and Gemmil I am reaching fighting fitness already, I was just carrying "holiday" weight when you saw me.

this forum is too uptight tbh